Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:

this reminds me of the south park episode where cartman puts someones penis in his mouth and takes the picture of it and calls the other kid gay, and then tries to get his penis in the other kids mouth when stan and kyle tell him that he did the gay thing

oh yeah, your gay
 
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that is nothing compared to what goes on in my schools football team locker room. I dont play but ive heard tons of stories. So this one nasty guy took a shit before he showered and then cleans his ass off in the shower while others are in there and shit and brown water starts flowing down to the drain.

This other time some mom brought in sandwiches and this crazy fuck takes one but first pisses on it then wipes his ass with it then ests it.

Then these other two kids grab each others dicks and pull each other around the locker and i guess it happens almost everyday.

And for the finale, my buddy walks into the lockeroom and goes to the shower and see's 4 players in there. two of them are holdind this kid up spreding his legs and the 4th is taking a picture.

In conclusion, evry one on the football team is a sick gay fuck.
 
i have a story.

I went to the park with my 5 year old cousin evan, and he was playing in the sand when all of a sudden i looked over and i saw two muscular blonde men making out on a park bench. it was the gayest thing ive ever seen.

until i read this thread
 
So.....let me get this straight, you and a bunch of guy friends went into the woods to stroke each others dicks?  I don't care fi you got a boner or not. that is gay. The only way you could make that all possibly legit is if you did that in public while yelling IAM NOT GAY LOOK!  then eveyrone would call you gay anyways cuz your getting another dude to stroke your cock. 

On another more upbeat note, i was at wreck beach today (nude beach at ubc) i saw 4 lesbians making out like made. 2 where dirty and bunch, but the second 2 where so hot i dind't knowwhat to do, it was soo hard not to stare. 
 
^ yeha and if he swallows then there is no eviddence, therefore it never happened. Making him totally not gay.  
 
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