Aiming pee

nah dude what you do, if you have a real long chair lift ride up, and ya gotta piss, you piss in a condom tie it up like a water balloon and huck it at racer kids!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
Hot DOG! that might just work!

Or was it Ski School. I think it was Ski School. Nevermind then.

Or just hold it. Good for the PC muscles.

-Gabe Lumintn

What this week's anagram?
 
twas in ski school, if you wanna wok out the muscles just flex all the time

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
how far away from the toilet are you people standing? god damn...

or maybe looking where youre going might help.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
 
yeah i use the shower sometimes when im extra lazy.

Today i was trying really hard to take a non-splash pee and the i was doing rad until the end where i flexed the muscle down there and it came out at such vilocity that some toleit water splashed onto my fuckingpants....it sucked

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
HAHAHHA! maybe look where ur going..HAHA brilliant!!!!

yea i think i might try opening my eyes next time..lol

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
HAHA!

one time i rolled into the bathroom on the rolling chairs with the wheels and then i got up and did the piss right. not wrong like you guys hahaha. my penis isn't all screwed up, ahahaah

it's alright they have facilities for you kind of poeple. hahah just joking boys

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
HAHA!

one time i rolled into the bathroom on the rolling chairs with the wheels and then i got up and did the piss right. not wrong like you guys hahaha. my penis isn't all screwed up, ahahaah

it's alright they have facilities for you kind of poeple. hahah just joking boys

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
Peeing on racer kids, interesting......

What if I just let loose on the chairlift, and skipped the whole condom thing?

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
That condom trick was from a movie.. some ski hilli think it was called.. oh well it was freakin stupid... kinda funny when it broke on the guy's head but retarded after that

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
It's the worst when you really have to takea leak and that firs blast is uncontrolable. I hate that.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
 
aaaahaha yea! I hate it

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
one of the greatest feelings is, after holding a piss for a looooong time, then just letting it go after.

the wait is one of the worst feelings though.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
 
and why the hell doesnt dancing help when you have to go but you cant, you only grab your dick and start jumpin around but it works real good

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
does for me in class!

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
yeah the first blast launches like a Space shuttle

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
Yea, I heard that if you masterbate using one hand it tends to bend in that direction, (I swear, and hey it comes from a reliable source), so you have to alternate hands, and try to keep the same, flow goin on. Oh yea, i'm talking about the dudes, the chicks have it easy =D

~juliet~

 
heheheh i read something that jackin off causes blindness over a gradual period of time, but youd have to jack off like 3 times every day

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
My left hand doesnt do the job right. ahaha

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
How the hell can jerking off make you blind???? That's about as true as 'your dead relatives are watching you everytime you maturbate.' They are stupid MYTHS that people made up way back in the day to try to stop people from masturbating.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
try it with your left hand- although it is very tireing, it feels like someone else is doing it, i swear

and he flew round the world on a never ending dinnerroll...
 
Once you've done it for a while it's so easy to go switch stance. Just like skiing.

Nobodys Perfect..............I'm Nobody
 
Hahaha Jone, So true dude!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
at whistler my friend had to piss and we were on the quad going down blackcomb mountian. we were the only ones on the char and no one was infront of us, and some old people were behind us so i just went to the corner and looked away and he went off the side. it was funny cus as soon as he started going we went under the gondola. it was helarouse.

maybe
 
IM gunna piss off the seat before the seson ends for sure....its gunna be rad....ill problably get it all over the seat though...

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
Hmmm, pissing out of the goddy would be fun. Right on to the Wizard chair. haha, stoopid ski school! Take that!

-Gabe Lumintn

What this week's anagram?
 
AHAHAH damn racing kids!

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
what dose racing have to do anything?

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
the dumb little racing kids that invade the park and cut you off.

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
how about when your in a public washroom and you try to put some push behind your piss when all of a sudden you ripp a huge fart and everyone in there starts laughing, and you start laughing too and your aim gets way off. you know what I'm talking about.

Cravin Moorhead
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, funny shit!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
If you guys are having such a hard time aiming your stream, why not put some ping-pong balls in the toilet bowl? Thats sometimes what they do when the toilet train little kids, and it sounds like some of you need some help!

~ Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire ~

* Matty is a Dairy Queen *
 
Oh would that help at all? You would just end up with a buch of piss soaked ping pong balls...

Taylor

Tele-Jibber

~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
 
Tay you are assuming way too much.....apparently no one here has the aim to even get it in hte toilet....hahahaa

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
AHAAHAH that's some funny ass shit

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
wouldnt the piss just deflect off the balls, and spill more around the toilet than before?

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

In a few years, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
 
and get like on your knees and shins and your pants.... ewww.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

In a few years, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
 
You're not actually supposed to hit the balls, just try and get your pee near them, which is hopefully somewhere in the vicinity of the toilet bowl.

~ Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire ~

* Matty is a Dairy Queen *
 
but what happens if theyre off to the side, you just end up back were you started, with crappy aim and piss all over the place

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
I can't deal with the backsplash when I'm pissing in a urinal, so I go to the toilet. But then I get those little drops that are just hangin on to daddy, and when I say enough's enough and get those annoying leakers off, they jump right on to my pants. I'm trying to be nice, but they don't get it. Also, does anyone else's crimson crowbar not drain properly? You think it's all gone, so you put on your pants, and it decides to visit again. I could stand at the toilet for like ten minutes, and about every 5 seconds, another squirt. frick, I just want to be satisfied. stupid pee

 
ahaha. I think its alot worse for girls, because we can piss against trees while girl cant just stand there and piss.

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
Ya, ping pong balls are bad news. I used to use Cheerio's. And if I could hit them, then I would give myself a Smarty.

mmmmmmmm Smarties!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
Naw, just licked 'em clean!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
HAAHA! YAH! DUE! HAHA! Being a girl would suck. Sure you could pull off the woods piss. But you'd ahve to squat it out. Not cool.

(This is quite possibly the funniest thread ever on NS)

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
this is post 100 in this thread!!! YEAH!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
hahahahahaha, this post is fucking ridiculous hahaha

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
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