Aiming pee

pissing in da shower works real goo when ya got wood. the PVC idea is just to damn funny!

 
i have the little last drip deal too. you can wait like 10 minutes, think its all gone, put on your pants, but you always get that little trickle! damnit, i hate that

and he flew round the world on a never ending dinnerroll...
 
ahahah steve thats hilarious!

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
dude, pissing in the shower is fucked up

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
You guys kow the feeling when you have to go soooo bad and then when u finaly let it go, it just feels so good! Almost as good as sex!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
hahaha

pissing urine in sex would be funny

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
i hope all the ladies reading this thread have learned that you dont always have it worse than us guys, so stop bitchin'

~'dont eat me, i have a wife and kids...eat them!!' -Homer
 
has anyone tried drinking as much liquid as you could handle before going to bed so that when you get up you can enjoy a beautiful first blast ?

~'dont eat me, i have a wife and kids...eat them!!' -Homer
 
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...no!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
Theres nothing worse than having to get up in the middle of the night to pee. I am going to try to use a condom next tiem I have to go.

......Oh my...... This thread ahs gone in circles. I quit!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
Ok here is good joke:

Why do guys takes showers?

Cause pissing in the bath is disgusting.

The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

10-4, Jeff Thomas will be throwing a spraffy ball grab- Judges at the Baker 'Big' Air.

 
there's syuppoedsly piss in our bathroom, I dunno I don't care, it's gone

'There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.'

- Calvin

 
Nine-milla... u can't keep away. I dare you to try. and SV... whaaaaa???

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
Dammit, I tried! Honestly, I tried! Someone needs to burn this thread!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
k the other day i went to that bathroom and i really had to go...like i had to hold my wiener so it didnt come flying out...so i run to the bathroom from my bed room and i get all ready and i let go...and i fucking missed the open space in the middle complete.,...the pee travled at like 300 miles per hour and hit the rim part and sprayed all over like a friggin sprinkler....it sucked....

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
like i posted in the last bumped thread...

new members always ask about the shit ns used to talk about.

If you look at the bumped and funniest threads, its actually a bit gay. Constant talk about dicks, pissing, balls, or shitting.
 
Yeah... I go snowcaving a couple times a year.... and the ability to aim into the skinny bottleneck of a coke can is a valid skill. It really is a life or death matter, because if you piss all over the inside of your sleeping bag, your peestick gets frozen. But on the other hand, its nice and warm once you cap it up.
 
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