After You Poop...

alpentalik

alpentalik

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and you whipe your ass with tp do you...

a) whipe and drop

b) whipe and peek

c) whipe, peek and smell

i just want to know what kind of people you are...me personally i prefer C, i am a very curious person...JUST DONT GET TOO CLOSE! SOMETIMES YOU GET POOP ON YOUR NOSE! YIKES!

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i peek to see how much more wiping is required

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
None, u guys are fuckin gross, wand why in the hell would u wanna know about how ppl wipe there ass? If ur looking for a gay chat, dont try and make newschoolers one.

I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-

flatspin 720

 
hey dude if u dont wanna talk about poop dont click on the thread that has the word poop in it, theres plenty that dont

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
^ ha i dont take the risk of getting some on my nose, but i allways give my fingers a good wiff to check if i gotta wash em

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
HAHAHAAHAHAHA, check if you gotta wash 'em, haha, I love it

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
damn, im such a ladys man

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
you homo... why you gotta try and steal the poo fame from me... I mean you could have posted this in my poo thread, but you had to make two more for no good reason.

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Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are Rules.

 
well i normally give'er a peek to see how everything is shaping up back there. don't need to give'er a sniff cuz the bathroom usually gives me the gist of it!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
B after it starts to feel dry.....never C, i can usually already smell it just fine

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
hahahahhaahahahhahahahaha

anyone who whipes and drops without looking is a fucking liar.... you gotta see if theres more poop chillin the great bumhair forest

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
B, i'm a picky wiper. I wipe hard, sometimes my ass gets sore. need to be clean.

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Ignore the posers. Respect the beginners as much as you do the pros. Ride hard for yourself. Everyday.[/i]
 
depends what kind of a shit it is. if its your basic duecer then i just shit, get up, look/wipe at the same time. BUT if its your not so typical Mount Masuvious duecer then its only natural to check it often because it causes more of a sense of pride.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
i pick b.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
i wipe and the n peek because maybe there is still a lot of poo in your ass, depends on how big the splatter mark of poo is

'Hey you stop looking at my wife'

'GaaaaaaaaaaDit'
 
icecreamsandwhich is a girl right? i found a liar!!! hahahah girls dont poop... silly.. .trying to be like the boys, talking about poop...weirdo

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
ive touched my poop with squeezed together tp,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
my bitch wipes my ass for me.

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto

For doing the jobs that nobody wants to

And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto

For helping me escape just when I needed to

Thank you-thank you, thank you

I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology

Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come aat last

To throw away this mask

Now everyone caan see

My true identity...

I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy
 
i did not tell a lie.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
i have a dog that licks my ass, so i dont have to wipe or wash my hands....

the snozberries taste like snozberries

member number 5158

www.cokeandgunz.biz
 
does anyone here have one of those ass spraying things? i cant remember what their called. one of my friends has one. i think it would fell pretty awsome

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
ok ok, we get the idea that everyone at least looks to see if theyre done, but after your done wiping, youve stood up, and pulled up yer pants, who inspects the stool?

Fuck You
 
i sometimes grab the log with the toilet paper and squeeze it, and then let it ooze from the grasp of my palm. it turns the ladys on too.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

I go either way-elasmoskichick

 
b, and yesterday on the drive back to vancouver from schweitzer this kid stepped in dog shit at a rest stop near moses lake... after a long time of 'whats that smell'ing... the girl riding shotty reaches for a new cd and gets something gooey and stankey on her hand... confusion... i say 'who had theyre feet up on all the stuff'... kid with hiking boots holds up shit covered boots... we turn on lights... shit covers bags, coats, cd case, girls hand, seats... half hour spent at an abandoned gas station in easton cleaning poo off of everything with snow... 5 minutes later we drive by an open gas station. van continues to smell of poo for remainder of trip back.

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i dont know how someone can live with themself if he doesnt look at the paper. How do you know youre done? Your entire ass could be covered in shit.

Sometimes, when it gets real bad, the shower is the only option. so me vote is B, but sometimes, when things get desperate-

D. The shower.

Everything you know about me you're gonna have to change.. You're gonna have to call it by a brand new name
 
if im smelly i usually need a shower so i dont bother whiping and i bend over in the shower and spread em..sometimes ya gotta make a hook with your hand and claw out the dingleberries

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
I mean you can never avoid looking at your poop, because you have to flush the toilet and most toilets have the hander on the side of the toilet, unless you close the lid. Who closes the lid after you wipe.

Anyway I pick( B)

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
im not lying when i say a, all you have to do is whipe it more than you need to and your set. besides, i cant bend that way too see.... and yes, i do inspect it after im done. the real question is how many people waved goodbye to their poop when they were little. i know i did.

-Thom Savery
 
gotta look to see if its worthy of a picture for

www.ratemypoo.com

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'Instead of chewing bubble gum, chew bacon.' -Dr. Nick Riviera
 
its no different than blowing your nose. after you blow you always look before you fold the tissue.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
to the person who asked what those things ar that spray water at you, theyre called Bedays (sp?)

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
ahahahha holy fuck..i have NEVER even thought about C before. thanks for opening up my eyes for me.

w.m.h
 
its spelled bidet, my exgirlfriend has one and i still go to her house for the sole purpose of using it. to answer alpentaliks question, my answer is B.

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
i drink from my aunts bidet

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
i used a bidet in spain.....i would pay $100 for a picture of the look on my face when that cold ass water jetted up my ass

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Yeah my little sister drank from a biday in a public washroom once, and she came out and she was like 'there was a really weird water fountain in that bathroom'. And my whole family kinda looked at her funny, and then i asked her did you drink from it? and she said yeah, and then we all burst out laughing.

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Ignore the posers. Respect the beginners as much as you do the pros. Ride hard for yourself. Everyday.[/i]
 
^Hahahaha that's crazy.

Jibtech or whatever, how could alpentalik be copying you? He's the poo god. Did you never read the Wisdom Teeth and Constipation thread? Wow, you've obviously been in the dark.

Also, whomever it was who doesn't like the poop threads... As previously stated, just don't read the damn things! You must be new to NS or something. Poo is a wonderful topic of conversation after the WT & Constipation thread. Mmmhmm.

My answer is B as well. And yes, I do look before I flush. Oh wait, sorry Ben. I don't poo.

-Sarah

Sharkbait

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
Definitely B. I wish i had one of those ass-washer things (i know the name, just dont know how to spell it). That would rock....

Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
 
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