After You Poop...

my friend has one in his house, its pronounced de-bay, i donno how the fuck its spelled though its french....damn french

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
B- and i always inspect to make sure it's flushable, i hate it when you flush and it don't go down. Then you have to wait for the tank to refil while you go get a knife...

Justin the Hick
 
I'm glad you asked. after a nice poop, I like to Simonize my ass to a high lustre with a quality carnuba wax.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 
i go with the drop and run method....

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
funniest thread ever, most definately b

you just GOTTA see how much is left, because if you dont, how will you ever know if you got it all???

Tip-2-Tip We Rule
 
deffintatly b, and i agree with a lot of people who have posted on this thread, i also have to take a shower if its a really bad one, i also have to see if it qualifies for ratemypoo.com

'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'

-J.D. May
 
lol i remember this thread, wow... funny shit

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
so we answered that question, how many people do the 'dip'? the dip is when you are almost done wiping, run a little bit of cold water on some TP and give the ol' bum a little cleaning. Or, the variation in a public restroom, when you use a little bit of spit on the TP? Nothing feels better than the 'dip' after a night of spicy food and tequila, takes the burn right away.

Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
 
um i wipe then flush...thats kinda how normal people do it these days well unlike phrosty who might wipe with his hands!!!!!!!!!!!! bah hahaha

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pennywise the clown lives in my closet
 
^^^^ dude i do the dip too!! ocassionally i just use some of my baby brothers wet-wipes. that stuff is so refreshing. i feel like a new man afterwards!

 
^^ the 'dirty' dip. heard about it, never done it myself. too frickin' disgsting.

Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
 
Consuela usually takes care of pooping for me and of course the resulting smell is Lemon Pledge.
 
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always b, sometimes c

but:



do you use just one piece, or do you fold over and use the same one again (on a clean side)
 
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