A problem with gapers.

right mate, iv seen a few of your threads over the last few days. no offence, but theyve all been quite needless! not hating, but if your bored, just read and post back to already present threads. no need to start threads, if you check the searchbar, you will find 50 gaper threads, have a read.
 
just messing with you man. seriously, I can see both sides of it. half the time I spend waiting for gapers to GTF out of the way, especially boarders getting stuck on the table top of a big hit because they didn't get enough speed. But... everyone is a gaper at some point, how else are they going to learn?
 
well my prolem with gapers is that they have goggle gaps, and they think backflips are sicker than switch cork 5s
 
If they're at least hitting stuff then why hate? You were at the point where you slid everything straight too, so give them a chance. Its a part of the learning curve.
 
nope, i learned to slide boxes sideways, not going riding straight over them,, riding straight onto a flat box is not the first step in prgression
 
Seriously unless you're the kid with the All stars b-ball jersey or his friend, then im having trouble figuring out who you would be. Im there basically every day and never see anyone but myself hit the boxes sideways or spin on the jump. Who are you? And if you are the kid with the all stars jersey we gotta get a game of p.o.s.e.r. going.
 
it's either they ride straight on it.....or they just hip the kicker onto it and land on the side....i've been at smuggs in vt for a few days now and they do it all the time.....
 
then seriously, i have no clue who you are, unless you're a really big gaper. Cause im there everyday and never see any other skiers.
 
yeah i dont go there alot, but over the holidays i went there like 3 times maybe, uh i might have seen you. do you go there with like 2 other friends
 
on my hill there is a hike up where gapers can go but unfortunately they dotn take advantage of that and carve around in the landing of jumps and rails.
 
nah man i never hit rails straight. couldnt, my hill has no boxes and only 3 rails. hitting straight would mean instant nut-death. ouchie.
 
its the best when they take pictures of it too lol.

but whenever i get mad at people being gay in the park, i just think back to the countless hours spent learing 360s and rails.
 
Whatever man, everyone has to start somewhere dont hate on them if they're going for it and eating shit everywhere. At least they're sacking up and doing it. Hate when kids dressed like park rats pose their way through the park and dont do shit, thats what grinds my gears.
 
i dont think i dress like a park rat, but some days i just dont feel like doing stuff or trying new stuff.

it happens to me sometimes, im just not feeling it. so sorry if anyone thinks im a poser on those days.
 
i like when they ride over jumps so when u try to do 3's and 5's your edge gets stuck at the top and you have to scramble mid air to get around to a 1 and not fuck yourself
 
Dude I know what you mean about the gapers liking backflips, it's so annoying. Whenever I'm doing a run in the park or I'm going up on the lift I always hear little gaper kids saying "Do a backflip!!!" There are way more tricks that look better than that and they think it's like the coolest thing ever but they're so common.
 
i just hate it when kids got tons of sick gear that theyre mom bought em and talk a lot and always know every kind of ski and their dimensions and then go out on the hill and cant do shit in the park. it annoys the hell out of me

o ya and when faggots yell to you to do stuff from the chair as ur gettin psyched up for ur trick and its always BACKFLIP!!!
 
Keystone was full of them Thursday. I wanted to kill them all...seriously. I was so tired of them I just did laps through A51 not doing any rails or jumps. Just fuckin' around. Beautiful day though. Fuck you, Gapers!
 
hahaha, so true,

ill alwayrs be trying new things and shit and need to be in the zone, and ill here the 12 year olds yelling new words they just found out like "DO IT SWITCH" or "CORK"

fucking gaper, they always have the new armadas and oakley jumpsuits and they turn into snowboarders just posting up before a rail and sitting there, probably just hip it when we all leave and ruin the run in
 
LIKE TOTALLY OMGZ...

i hate it when faggoty little park rats dick off all over the mountain. I mean, they're homosexual, and can't actually ski worth a fucking damn. What business do they have coming out of the park and slipping the snow off all the terrain because they ski like they have their dick tucked between their legs. Why can't they just stay in the park where they belong?

STFU YOU 12 YEAR OLD CUM DUMPSTER.
 
I can honestly say I have never hit anything straight and never will. When I started I was just like fuck it and I just did it.
 
They are my best friends and I can't live without them.

Seriously, noone likes them and everybody knows it. If we liked them, they wouldn't be named "gapers" they would be named "super-cool teenagers that need to be brought up to the attention, win comps and have some redbull sponsorship program to allow them to continue that beautiful sport that is called 'gaping' ". Thank you.

P.S. Useless thread
 
There are 2 types of gapers:

1.The ones that try to progress. They dont go big, they admire the pros and enjoy skiing.

2.The ones that dont understand shit about park, they cut people off, stop on landings, scrape the snow off the landing cause they cant ski and dont try anything.

I love 1 but 2 can go die

 
no, theres 1 kind of gaper.

Everyone.

Everyone you see going down the mountain, driving, at the store.. They are all gapers.

Everyone is a gaper unless you personally know them.. just living their own daily routine for the big man.

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top