A new way for all you high schoolers to get drunk

[PopsicleStand]

Alcoholic Water...

http://foodbeast.com/content/2012/07/18/introducing-new-air-alcoholic-water-in-a-can/

 

[theBearJew]

Now we have to pay for Air?

 

[Ciara]

or just get drunk like normal people

 

[2_fadez]

this.

And its only 4% alcohol. Might as well just get some vodka and water, and save yourself some cash

 

[TheClap.]

id drink it

 

[JIBpsy^^]

no way i would pay 1.74 for one can of that

 

[Hamster.]

The thread title is "How to get drunk" I see it as just another alcoholic drink

 

[iRapeKittens]

Its literally just really low proof vodka.

 

[theBearJew]

low proof vodka that retards will buy.

 

[FuckAllOfYou]

i'll pass

 

[Hamster.]

Then why is there a thread about a product that only retards would buy?

 

[2_fadez]

doesn't matter.

the profit margin on this shit is fucking retarded high I bet

 

[Hamster.]

well yes, but I'm never going to have a sip of it, so I don't understand why its being brought to our attention.

 

[iRapeKittens]

Welcome to summer NSG.

 

[SKI.ING]

That's pretty good for what it's offering. Most beer doesn't even exceed 5.6%, if that at all. So for what it's advertising that seems reasonable. Plus calories stem from alcohol, so less calories mean less alcohol. You can't have it all I guess.

 

[Hamster.]

Welcome to your first summer NSG, good one, you don't say shit like that when you've been a member for 2 months.

 

[Sno.]

If you had to market a product that only retards would buy, where would you post it?

 

[GayWolf420]

*Highschooler girls

 

[seward]

boof it

 

[2_fadez]

they'll stick with mikes.

its got more alcohol, its cheaper/same price, and surely tastes better since its lemonade and not alcoholic water

 

[artfullydodged]

So they put a tiny bit of vodka in a can and topped it off with seltzer water? Brilliant. Best idea since bottled water.

 

[.kieffer.]

or you could also dip a tampon in vodka and shove it up your ass

 

[Hamster.]

you do you have me there

 

[Piste.Off]

Alcohol that tastes like water? In the very near future I predict a news story about a guy putting back 40 cans or Air and dying.

 

[cornholio]

theres currently a 328 page thread on that in this very forum

 

[JzD.]

I'll stick to putting a tampon in a vodka bottle and then shoving it up my butt, that way you can get drunk in school.

 

[Hughes]

How about this?
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/05/03/alcohol-mouth-spray-gets-you-drunk-without-side-effects/

 

[geteducated]

 

[TheClap.]

hells ya

 

[Avifarer]

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[Bodhisattva_]

fuck yourself

 

[soulskier]

brilliant! for those days when i want to go for a jog, but need to hold off on the drinking

 

[Peter.]

wonder how it tastes

 

[Dlud]

That video is hilarious

 

[Chubz.]

this sounds absolutely disgusting.

 

[tripnip]

i bet you only girls will drink

 

[k-rob]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[74267000027]

You havn't experienced Air until you've boofed it in yo asshole

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

boss

 

[AT-AT]

I'd try that.

 

[Mr.Gaga]

Lmao I see what you did there

 

[ForeverYung]

haha thats actually pretty cool

 

[pomme-de-terre]

white bitches are going to go fucking BUCK WILD for this shit.

 

[rednecknation]

Am I the only person that saw this, fucking hilarious. And also ill figure out if men have a g spot in their asses using this method.

 

[penguin_steeze]

real talk nigga

 

[PacificRimJob]

Handle of Cheap vodka. 5$

Gallon jug of water. 1.50$

Mix together.

Put up your butt.

Get wasted AND hydrate. Yay.

 

[asfdfads]

pussy

 

[B.Aussie]

Vodka and water is a quality bar drink. Lessens the hangover after a big night.

 

[HolySchimmel]

I was actually thinking this would be what the topic would be about as I read the title.

People shouldnt get drunk if they dont like the taste of alcohol in my opinion. All of that vodka shit is just boring and doesnt taste like anything. If you wanna get drunk like a man, use something else (like whisky, gin, rum etc.)

 

[caucasian_chad]

The only possible positive to this product that I see is that you could put Mio in it.

 

[KillaSteeze]

BAN HAMMER