A new way for all you high schoolers to get drunk

Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See) Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday. Boy: She's better? Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry. Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)

{The Next Day, At Her Funeral!) Boy: (Asks to speak) Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing-All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone.... I Wish I Could Change That.! Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.) ~

The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28.

Repost IN 20 SECONDS Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./: Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight
 
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But are you guys saying if someone had this at a party you wouldn't want to try it? LIARS
 
or... dont be a bitch and put mio right into the vodka, that or koolaid, which people have been doing for ages and it works fucking great
 
I drink often being in my late 20's, I don't get hammered after work every day or anything, but I'll usually have a couple drinks, usually beer or whiskey or both. I try weird shit i've never tried before all the time, just to mix it up a bit. If I had this can I would add a shot of vodka and a splash of juice, and some ice. sounds great its fuckin hot out.
 
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