A kid at my school pee'd in his girlfriend's butt.

ButteredToast.

ButteredToast.

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I shit you not.

I was in business class, and I was talking to a kid that sits next to me. Don't ask how the subject came up, it just did.

So apparently he was getting her pretty damn hard in the butt, and he said he had to pee really bad, but it was too good to stop so, he thought "What a better place?" and BAM, piss in the butt.

The first thing that came to mind for me was, NS.

I lost it and was laughing hysterically.

Just thought I'd share.
 
Hmm yeah, Im calling bullshit on this. I heard its damn near impossible for guys to pee when they're hard and yet your buddy peed in his gf's butt while banging her like a hammer. I dont believe it.
 
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I dunno man, if you're doin a girl in the butt it's gotta be tight as hell, and I would think that would make it even more difficult and practically impossible.
 
Yea lol, but like he said...it feels weird and i can't someone being able to pee while fucking, especially in some girls asshole
 
i can pee while hard but you have to be really focused and relaxed. so if he was having a good time doing it and was really hard there was no way he could do it.
 
No he didn't. It's hard enough to pee with a boner when you're not going at it. That would be impossible unless he actually stopped and sat still to go.
 
I will say one thing though, it is near impossible to get a hardon if you need to whiz. It throws you off completely. Simply, having to pee and hardons, not a good combo. Though, I believe it would be possible to pee during anal sex, though only the most valiant of men can pull that off.
 
well what happened afterwards?

"Did you just pee in my butt?"

"ya, a lil bit"

"hmm. you should leave"

"k."
 
i learned this in sex ed, when you're really hard like banging a chick especially in the buttox your prostate shuts off the tube from your bladder and opens the tubes from your seminal vesticles therefore not allowing you to pee when you should be blowing your load, so unless he just started, it's total bullshit, nobody would do that

also, pics or it didn't happen
 
no you get hardons when u need to piss real bad. morning wood? its your weiners self defense against peeing all over your sheets
 
Haha epic response.

But yeah... you can pee with a boner, but that's straight bullshit to say he did it during anal sex. Fuck man, I can't even take a piss while I'm swimming.
 
I know a kid who was realllllly drunk and getting head for his first time and thought he was about to jizz but he ended up pissing in the girls mouth.
 
are you a male?

no i didnt belive so either.

as a matter of fact it DOES happen to be possible when you are hard, and frankly its really not that much of a challenge (other than aimin for the pisser')

so until you grow a dick and try to piss when you are hard, dont tell NS its almost impossible to do so!
 
have also heard of this happening but if he did this would mean he was anal w/o condom thus resulting in shit in his eurethra (sp) thus resulting in dirty piss in her ass...
 
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