A kid at my school pee'd in his girlfriend's butt.

For some reason putting the shit he took out of her ass back in there sounds like it would be the least of anyone's concerns.

 
shenanigans! im calling shenanigans! its impossible to pee because your bladder stops because it doesnt allow pee to mix with the good stuff so he woulda had to like wait a minute to allow the flood gates to open
 
For real, I don't understand how people don't know this about their own bodies.

I've bent into some pretty extreme angles to get pisses off with a boner, so yeah I know it's a bitch, but honestly you didn't know it was possible before 9th grade sex ed so you just took their word for it? Yesh.
 
its fucking difficult to pee whan your have a hard-on...like REALLY difficult, and it hurts
 
I believe you about this guy telling you this, but I don't believe it actually happened. Who the fuck pees in somebodys butt if they dont have a girl problem?
 
I am not BSing about the kid telling me this.

Whether or not it is a true claim is debatable.

Regardless, I lost it laughing when he used the "Pee in her butt" line, this kid doesn't even know about NS.
 
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seriously, do you even own a penis? you fucking get a boner to keep you from peeing when you're asleep. However, it is also quite possible to piss through a boner unlike they say in health class it's just kinda tough and you can't aim. And no I don't know this from peeing in butts, but from morning wood.
 
So... is it just me or is Reptar's epic post that everyone is giving him props for disappear? Cause I wanted to toss him some karma but...
 
Fair enough. I have definetely taken a piss in the morning when I was in a rush and had a semi that just wouldnt go away. It's mad uncomfortable and requires a boatload of concentration, but still doable.

But I'm fairly certain (and I'm going back to a 9th grade biology class, which I took 7 years ago, to back me up on this), that it would be impossible to pee in a girls butt while having sex. Although details are hazy, I think whatever tube that links our blatter to our dick is blocked off during sex to specifically prevent us from being able to pee. It would make sense really - think about all the possible infections that could happen if we were able to pee in a girl during intercourse.
 
LM says you can do it, and LM is never wrong. So much advice in LM would be worthless if this were true. I just can't believe it.
 
if i were the girl id be pissed

but the worst is at my school the girl had to crap during butt sex

needless to say the guy had a very poopy dick and needed a shower really bad
 
I wanna say the usual "pics or it didn't happen" but its already been said in this thread too many fuckin times. Or give my opinion and my sex ed knowledge but that has already been said too. FUCK!
 
dude, morning wood,

who hasnt woken up with morning wood when they have to piss (it makes for a difficult ordeal in the bathroom).
 
well shes more right than you are. yes its possible to piss when you got wood but you gotta relax, and not clench that muscle thats like between your shaft and balls. when you are have sex you are clenching that muscle the whole time, everything is much tigher and its impossible to piss. ive had to piss before i start having sex, then when im doing it i dont have to at all, i couldnt if i tried, then after i nut, i relax, everything softens up, i take off the condom and piss. bullshit on pissing in the butt. people are just believing it because either theyre inexperienced or because they want to because its funny.
 
the fact that you said this makes me think your a little boy whos balls are yet to drop. you'll get your first woody, prolly when your climbing a fire pole or something.. you get hardons and morning wood so as NOT to piss...but ill give u an A for effort
 
AHAHA ! Thats my buddy! He just buttfucked her though.

I'll never forget when I got toured there after being accepted. My host was the buttfucker, he introduces me to one of his friends... "What up Ax? Did Sam tell you about his buttfucking?"
 
not the same, and way more common, but still funny. A girl at my school was giving a guy and, and, let's say, didn't know her limit, and puked on him. That would be fun..
 
tucker max story is funny shit

someday theres gonna be pictures of someone "peeing in her butt" on newscholers and this whole joke will come to a climax and end
 
yeah I was just gonna say that, its possible to pee with a hard-on cuz most of us do it every morning with morning-woods, but im pretty sure its impossible to pee when your either banging a chick or jerking it, like that kid said your bladder is blocked, and only cum can come out.
 
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