A Glass of Wine, Jazz, and NS

Nothin unwinds me any better than a bit of NS blogging, some 1989 cabernet, and a little soft jazz in the background. Anyone else care to share what gets em goin? Ill bet none of yall bitches are that sophisticated.
 
the fact that you drink wine while "blogging" on ns downgrades your level of sophistication. now, if you were discussing the manifestations of stasis in the Peloponnesian War while wearing a tweed suit, enjoying a glass of whiskey, and smoking a pipe, you would be truly sophistocated.
 
when i want to wind down, i have my butler joseph play my baby blue grand piano, typically i let him play what he wants, and often he freestyles with quite interesting musical rhythms, then i enjoy myself a glass of egg nog as a sit in my burgundy leather lazy boy next to my large fireplace, i slip on my Kashmir slippers and take out my zippo lighter, i light up my wonderful zebra wood tobacco pipe and sit there as the fireplace crackles. often i can be found petting my show dog, atlas, he is a world class pure breed black long haired poodle. fancy that?
 
i go on ns with my glass of frutopia while listening to hits such as i wanna fuck a dog in the ass
 
i guess ill be the first one to take this seriously!
but what winds me down is tea or hot chocolate, sweatpants and a hoodie. and if its a sunday football and whatever my moms cooking for dinner. yesssss
 
no. sugar water purple

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I prefer rolling around on the floor of my animal hide covered bouncy castle draped in velvet drinking my bottle of Louis XIII cognac from a Waterford Crystal statue of Paul Bunion from his penis.
 
calling us "y'all bitches" kinda negates your supposed sophistication... just remember, money can buy you nice shit but if youre trailer trash you are always trailer trash, no matter your "1989 cab" or whatever.

but yeah, worked overnight, got home around 8am, copped a tray of sushi and drank a 6 pack, and now im kickin it on NS. ill prolly go to sleep around 9 930.
 
I'm going to wind down tonight. I'll be cooking up some nosebag, sinking a couple of pints and then heading to my local jazz club.

Alternatively, I might choose to dress up in lots of lycra, put my balls in a vice and drink a bottle of aftershock.

YOU DECIDE
 
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