when i want to wind down, i have my butler joseph play my baby blue grand piano, typically i let him play what he wants, and often he freestyles with quite interesting musical rhythms, then i enjoy myself a glass of egg nog as a sit in my burgundy leather lazy boy next to my large fireplace, i slip on my Kashmir slippers and take out my zippo lighter, i light up my wonderful zebra wood tobacco pipe and sit there as the fireplace crackles. often i can be found petting my show dog, atlas, he is a world class pure breed black long haired poodle. fancy that?