6/10 saltines in a minute

jarossamdb7

jarossamdb7

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it is impossible to eat 10 saltines ina minute! one of my friends said 6 but i did it, it was just really hard to get them down and it hurt my throat like hell! my other friend said 10 and I think that he is correct! it is becuase you don;t have enough saliva to lubracate it going down

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COMMON SENSE

my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh

 
i assume you arent allowed to drink anything, let me also go try

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one summer a few years back, i tried to do that all the time, every day, it never worked, the most i ever got was 5, then i gave up and ate them cause they taste so damn good

 
5 is good. I asked my friedsn howmany they thought they could eat in a minute and one said 20 hahaha, she got around 4 down.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
i figured it would be like 2 per 10 seconds. lol, so i shoved 2 in at a time. ITS FUCKING HARD!

I dont want a large Farva!
 
ya, I got 5.5 or mabey 6 down but it hurt like HELL!!

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COMMON SENSE

my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh

 
I had to like breath them in!

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COMMON SENSE

my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh

 
the other morning when i woke up my gf grabbed some saltines to munch on and i told here that its impossible to eat 6 in a minute so she tried only to get down three and get crumbs all over the bed...it sucked

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
some of my friend's tried that, the best was 5 I think. after that one of them did something pretty impressive, he downed a huge, heaping tablespoon of cinnamon. apparently he couldn't breathe without smelling cinnamon for weeks after that.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
ive done 8, its fuckin hard. we always try to get 10. 6 is pussy shit

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yea damn saltines are hard, we used to race in lunch last year

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let's see a video cj

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for some school prep thing they had a saltine eating contest and this kid ate half of a sleeve of them in 3 minutes I have video too I have to find it then Ill post it.

-word-

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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hmm...not im oging to go home and try to down saltines as fast as possible.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
that shit is way to hard we were tryin it this weekend with no luck.... just started laughin a spit them all outt

tits r for kids , show me your box
 
my best is like 3

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High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
i just tried it, 6.5. i thought it was going to be easy but after 4 my mouth was completly dry and i couldnt swallow

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ill have to try

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i ahve gotten like 5 or 6

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i got 11. im a pro eateer. i hurts so much. you gotta just eat them super quick and like 2 at aa time

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
i can do 7.

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it's funny to watch people try

i kid i knew almost got all of em down, he put all 10 in his mouth somehow, and just started chewing, he still had a bit in his mouth though, it was a crazy attempt

Jeff

Poniverus
 
11 for bristol? i'm not even going to bother trying cause i suck at this stuff.

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i ate six but im not counting it as six because a chunk of one fell out of my mouth while i was vigorously chewing , its hard verry ,erry hard
http://www.stinkfactor.com/coHandler.cfm?coid=11

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wut are saltines

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)

avec du fromage(with cheese)

je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)

avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)

 
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well i don't have saltines or cheesenips but i do have pepperoni and it was mad easy, you're all pussies.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
cheesenips are like the size of a quarter! you can fit 10 in your mouth at once and not even chew them to swallow!

I dont want a large Farva!
 
wtf are saltines

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
all you people who dont know what saltines are...

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there you go, its a god damn cracker

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do it

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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OMFG!!!!! i ate 2.5 in a minute

thats feakin hard

props dud props

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)

avec du fromage(with cheese)

je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)

avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)

 
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