6/10 saltines in a minute

im too lazy to walk downstairs and grab a pack

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
I never knew they were called saltines

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
mark abma today at super park ate 9 cups of potato salad in 7 minutes.

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I wanna kill this man but he turn around and ran I'de kill him with karate i learned in japan He wouldnt see my face i wouldnt leave a trace i wouldnt use a bullet cause a bullets a disgrace. Ah mamma i never thought i was a murderin man. But tonight im on my way.

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****NWFT****

 
they're also called premium plus

just use any soup crackers

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)

avec du fromage(with cheese)

je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)

avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)

 
damn yo word theyre hard........

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
i got six down and didnt have any left. probably could have done more

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs

 
are you guys eating salted tops or unsalted?

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
i can do 7 salted saltines in a minute

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Yes

-CraigeD

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If one day your asked:

'How did you spend your time here on Earth?'

Will you say:

'I got 10,000 posts on Newschoolers.com'

It's time to go ski people.
 
ya i gotta try this wen i get some im gonna do good i love those things

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
Drinking a gallon of milk in an hour? You're supposed to chug the whole thing, not drink it over an hour!

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
i wonder how many people have died from this post. everyones gonna choke and die

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
Yes, slatines are the best. I ate an entire box of those in 30 minutes just watching tv. the most I've gotten is 5.

You can get unsslated saltines by taking the salt off them.

 
maybe Bush will try it and choke and die... that would be the greatest. and im not just saying that cuz its the 'cool' thing to say.

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
i can do 6-7

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High North session 4

'fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if u win u are still retarded'-Unknown

its great to be straight

'I need it for programs like Adobie, kinda for songs but mostly porno.'-Misty7

'sorry, were u saying something? i was just lookin down at ure breasts.'-petek
 
my boyfriend did the milk thing. it was crazy. one of his friends bet him 100$ he couldnt do it, and hes stubborn and took the bet. but then right when he was about to quit, i showed up, and he didnt want to look like a pussy in front of me, (haha) so he finished it, and then when after he took the money, he threw up on the guy that bet him. i dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life.

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
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