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Jesus Christ on a motorcycle. Don't you guys go to school? I'm finnish and even I know what it means, without having to look at a dictionary. Johnnydub is right on this. Explained in a way that you drunks can understand: When mexicans started making tequila, it tasted so foul they had to take...

^ you said two exactly same things that I did but hey, I'm not gonna argue over this...

Here's some more: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece Finnish Formula 1 commentator: "I can see some black smoke coming out of the two holes in the rear end...

Oh for fuck's sake, not with the absinthe again... First of all, any of the so called "Czech absinths" are real absinthes, almost all of the authentic absinthes are made in France or Switzerland. It's a long read, but read it anyway. These know-it-all absinthe experts piss me off. From...

way to rip off my reply man;) But on a more serious note, you could just off the fucker's folks with a roundhouse kick to the faces, Chuck Norris steeze! Problem solved, bam! I'll probably get sued for saying this though... Or at least banned from NS for an indefinite period. Oh well...

22, I guess that makes me like 3rd oldest so far...

The whole american society and legal system are retarded... I mean nowhere else in the civilised world could you get sued and/or thrown in jail because of a stupid joke like that. What kind of a fucking idiot takes shit like that seriously? I know about all those shootings in your schools and...

^ Not with your average Apollo, they're really not that fast... ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever

I want to see this picture, somebody find it and post it ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever

Davidh, the word you're looking for in your sig is probably connoisseur, but I really can't be sure cos it's so much off, damn... ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever

she wasn't acting like a little bitch before you told her she smelled like shit. People tend to get a bit defensive over that kind of things. And yeah I am a retard but that's not the point, the point is that I'm sick of people, including some seemingly smart people, talking shit to Irish (or...

especially when I just spelled conversation wrong... Oh well ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever

and how old are you bitchassphatz? You may be older than her but telling from this little converstion you're not one bit more mature than her. I think you should grow up. And learn to spell 'just' right. ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for...

What was so entertaining in C.Faller's story, I thought it was boring as fuck. It was like, monday I did some working and had a few beers, tuesday I did some working and had a few beers, wednesday I did the same and got in a little fight, and every other day the fucking same and once I almost...

Last new year's eve I tipped a bartender a 100 euros for a 5 euro drink, so that's like 2000%? ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever

well who cares but what do motherfuckers' moms think about their kids? ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever

any actual mensa members on here? and if you could get in to mensa, would you? ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever

I don't have a fucking clue about your gallons but in finland it's like 1,30 US dollars a litre... and it's getting more and more expensive, it's horrible up here. Also the taxes on cars in Finlandare like the highest in teh world, in germany you'd get a new bimmer for less than a half of what...

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a cadillac? I don't have a cadillac in my garage. What's grosser than ten babies nailed to tree? One baby nailed to ten trees What does a redneck girl say after losing her virginity? -Get off me dad, you're crushing my cigarettes...

What do thousands of abused women do wrong every year? They don't do what they're fucking told! How many jews can you fit in a vw beetle? 50. two in the front, two in the back and 46 in the ashtray ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools...