Here's some more:
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
Finnish Formula 1 commentator:
"I can see some black smoke coming out of the two holes in the rear end of the car!"
Assistant commentator:
"In the F1 circles, we call them exhaust pipes."