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  1. Timmy_G

    Ouchie

    Oh shit that would suck. did someone throw that into her foot? if they did- that deserves a pat on the back.
  2. Timmy_G

    Black holes

    thats why u gotta hit the black hole goin 5000000 mph
  3. Timmy_G

    I peed with a boner this morning

    You're not supposed to do that. I remeber doing it a few times tho. It takes like 20 more minuets cause the, uh, flow tube gets constricted. so its like using a smaller straw to drink..
  4. Timmy_G

    Yeah i just got dumped at work

    Uh y wouldnt u tell him? If it was just for skiing why not tell him until the night before? Skeeza...
  5. Timmy_G

    My school just banned rap music

    Just let it go man, its school. Theyve always had dumb rules, like no rap music. but What about hip-hop? It speaks a message, hip hop is a culture. Most Rap/pop music is all corporate owned shit talkin music. Like Lil Jon, or 50 cent on the radio. All bullshit.
  6. Timmy_G

    End of the motherfucking world

    OMG he actually says "The LOGO of the X-Files is "The truth is out there" and in fact the truth is out there..." THEN WHY DONT THEY TELL US THE TRUTH??
  7. Timmy_G

    End of the motherfucking world

    LOL!!!! I love how it says "US government officials state that UFO's are real" FUck the Officals. Bunch of crooked, lying, theives
  8. Timmy_G

    9/11 conspiricies

    Well first of all they will say it was the Jews because Bush is running his American nazi party. The US is actually fighting an army that THEY trained. an u beleive that?
  9. Timmy_G

    Hole in One... almost

    Thanks, uh Grettle?
  10. Timmy_G

    Hole in One... almost

    So my buddy and I go out and play 18 holes yesterday, the 7th is a Par 3. I used my 5 iron- no tee- and blasted it a little to the left of the green. It hit the rough and took a good bounce right at the flag, started rollin down towards it and decided to stop about my shoe size away. Was I siked...
  11. Timmy_G

    Incredible Homeless Guy!!!! He deserves a record

    yea def not homeless... prolly lookin for a few bucks.... maybe he does heroin... HAHAHAHA
  12. Timmy_G

    ITunes 7 SUCKS!!!!!

    LOL!!! I quit downloading new Itunes versions so long ago. It ALWAYS asks me to download new version this and that, I just click fuck you. My itunes is fine and I figured it would just dump new shit into my computer i dont need nor want.
  13. Timmy_G

    Are you smart enough 4 this?

    haha awesome
  14. Timmy_G

    Sooo. i just pulled a dart out of one of my suitemates side

    damn dude.... your the alpha badass
  15. Timmy_G

    Alias Confessions

    lol
  16. Timmy_G

    To e-dub

    that was really weak. Like 2nd grader soundin shit.
  17. Timmy_G

    Funny typo

    lol silly girl lost her v-card and doesnt know to whom or what.
  18. Timmy_G

    Homies that try to fuck your girl

    I got durnk and boned a friends girl... woke up the next day with the worst feeling in the world. So I called him and told him. We arent friends anymore.
  19. Timmy_G

    The "I JUST FOUND OUT..." Thread !

    I just found out that I have no bud and want to get blazed.
  20. Timmy_G

    HELP me ns computer wizzes

    burn a bunch of cd's right quick if u are re formatting u are screwed it wipes everything if u can save them to some file that wont be wiped do that. go buy an ipod tonite and put as many on as u can before he calls.
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