I peed with a boner this morning

yea its fucking hard. i remember in a thread about this someone would just go outside and they wouldnt have to aim at all.
 
dificult situation but been done before. i try the sit down piss when i do that u can hold your cock facing downwards wif ur legs that way ur boner disapears quicker too
 
ive never laughed so hard at a thread before.. cause this morning.. i did the same thing, it fuckin sucked
 
that's when it's necessary to do a superman: lean with both hands against the wall above the toilet at a 45 degree angle, and you'll hit the bowl perfectly.
 
its not really that hard, i just stand in the corner of my bathroom so i can be like 5 feet away, then its just a matter of control
 
like 3 or 4 years ago, i was peeing outside at my freinds house and a bug landed on my arm that i was holding my dick with and it bit me adn i jerked upward and pissed right in my fucking eye. piss was dripping down my face. shit hurt. i cried.
 
i use to be able to pee with a boner when i was a little kid, i can still kinda do it but you gotta like really bend over and shit, it is super hard to do though i must say and if your hand slips off your dink for a second then you get pee all over you and its not fun.
 
why its not that hard, i do it everymorning... i get morning wood like mad... it prevents me from crashing on friends couches... mostly cause if its a guys house i feel wrong to have an erection... yet its nothing i can help... oh well
 
You're not supposed to do that. I remeber doing it a few times tho. It takes like 20 more minuets cause the, uh, flow tube gets constricted. so its like using a smaller straw to drink..
 
i used to do that all the time

I guess i don't get raging, uncontrollable hard ons anymore

either that or I've learned to just lie in bed and wait
 
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