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Whitewater kayakin' and chillin Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

our theatre is so gay. You had to be 21 to get in. Oh well, I snuck in. You are right. That was the funniest (and grossest) movie I have ever seen. I liked when they pissed off the golfers with the fog horn. Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. 'Hey, girls,' says the brunette, 'let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know.' So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening...

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A LADY IS TOO OLD TO SKI VAIL? WHEN HER BEAVER CREEKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

What gets redder and redder and shorter and shorter? A baby with a potato skinner Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

come on. keep posting those funny ass jokes. I like the ones about the animals and the daughters. Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

One night, this couple who had not had sex in a while was siting at home. The wife suddenly says, 'Baby, go get some condoms, I'm horny.' The husband races to the store, buys the condoms, and comes back. The wife takes the condoms and says 'I'l be back by morning' Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip...

What do you call ten blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

Good one. I hope nobody finds this cruel, but 'what goes around in circles and taps on the window?' baby in a microwave. Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

Because imagine what we might do otherwise. Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

God dammit. It's a good thing nobody is home, else I'd be fucked. Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

I'm scared shitless of this season. I have never had a bad injury skiing. On the first run this year, I got a concussion. Then I fell no less than four times a run. 'Well, you sorta landed it' My friend after my first backflip attempt

Tonight around 2:30 there will be a meteor shower. It's a school assighnment to watch it. Sucks that it's so late, but it's gonna be sick! Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

What twins are the best of all time? Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

Post all of the funniest jokes you know. I need to laugh NOW!!! Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

I'm looking to do a bit of traveling next summer, and I want to know the most kick ass places any of you all have ever been. Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?

Thats messed up! 'Well, you sorta landed it' My friend after my first backflip attempt

Maybe more people should reply 'Well, you sorta landed it' My friend after my first backflip attempt

No, I didn't catch that. Sounds almost worth watching. 'Well, you sorta landed it' My friend after my first backflip attempt

Okay, I just thought it might be interesting to start a new one because the other one doesn't make sense unless you have read the whole thing. 'Well, you sorta landed it' My friend after my first backflip attempt