Am I the World's Unluckiest Person

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Bawb

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OK in the last year skiing

1 set of internal bleeding

1 chipped spine

1 bulging disk

1 episode of severe whiplash

3 dislocated shoulders

1 concussion (phew only one)

2 ripped ass muscles (severe)

2 sets of ripped rotator cuffs

1 burst achromio clavicular joint

1 bout of toe blackening frost bite

Jeese

If I don't start getting lucky soon then I'm going to be dead

Any suggestions (apart from the obvious 'don't suck') and what are the odds on me through the season?

SCARED SHITLESS

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
Is the above list the ingredients to Christmas Fruitcake? If so, can you please post the recipe instructions? Thanks. Martha.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
 
You have to let the blood clot first

and then its like little chewy fruit chips in the middle of the cake

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
Lifejacket that made me laugh!

Veteran

I'm 25 and I'm no rookie. I hurt myself because there was no powder in Europe last year and I was unlucky. The thread is meant to be humorous but you've obviously missed that so go to the back of the class with the big pointed hat where you belong you chump.

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
Veteran, lighten up my firend. Skiing is fun. Why do you need to talk shit like that? Dumbass. I think your just jealous because you can't get off the bunny hill.

Why can't we all get along...?

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:::Pain is temporary, Glory's forever:::

Sure, the good guys always win....but the bad guys have more fun...

 
damn that sucks man, hope you survive this season.

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someone find the messanger, and don't forget to shoot.
 
Now how did you rip your ass muscles, and do I want to know?

Haha, I've been in the same boat as you my friend this last year. It's sad when everyone at the hospital knows you by your first name and ask 'what did you do this time?'

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
Screw you man I am the one with the worst luck. I got clipped on the first day by some fucker and now I have to get an MRI and probably have to go into surgery on my shoulder and will be out till the begining of January.

If you use your 'IMAGINATION' anything is possible squidward.
 
Well at least you will being skiing this season unlike my friend who tore the cartiledge (sp?) in his knee at hood this summer and won'trecover until June. You can at least think of that.

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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

 
dont suck.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
Allright. This picture is for everyone bitching about how unlucky they are.

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Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
was that supposed to be funny? cause I laughed...

:-P

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:::Pain is temporary, Glory's forever:::

Sure, the good guys always win....but the bad guys have more fun...

 
shit son you look at that and you do relize that you are lucky...

wow i made a semi serious post

*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
 
you are pretty unlucky I would suggest a bubble wrap snowsuit.

There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
 
I'm scared shitless of this season. I have never had a bad injury skiing. On the first run this year, I got a concussion. Then I fell no less than four times a run.

'Well, you sorta landed it' My friend after my first backflip attempt
 
Dude your not unlucky, your stupid

j/k man, props for keepin it up even with all that shit, unless it all happened in one accident, then your stupid.

There's always someone as horny as you are ugly

'You just wish your mom was as ugly as mine'
 
are you the unluckiest person? ask yourself that question.

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Sam

ASW Street Team :: N. West

www.actionsportsworld.net
 
theres a reason ski patrol block off certain runs......... and i'm sure theres also a good reason behind your fetish of self-mutilation

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'Just Jib It'
 
haha, I like GhostDragon's pic, that sums it up good

My advice: Get over it ya poof

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
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