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why dont u fucks stop whining about the name are just go out and huck your meat! 'And I wanna know, do u like to get high,'

thanks man, that sounds good.. hey waht are the graphics like on the little bigs? not that I care, but its nice to know

thats an ASS DEAL.. I just got new 1080s with the seame bindings for 400 Can. Plus I got tons of free shit from the reps. all u gotta do is get a job in a ski shop and whatever skis the store carries, u can get pro deals on. Its a sweet deal.

The stomps are sick. waaaaaaaaay better than the pocket rockets or scratchs. But havas anyone ridden the sugar daddies, those look like fuckn weapons, and the big daddies, well, they r just insane.. as for the pro model. Im sore McConky only heli skis these days, so those pro models must be...

Skied both, liked both. i think pockets are a bit better if you wanna vebture into the gromed parks a bit, but if ur a true backcountry jibber, scratch ur itch .

man u guys just ruined it for me. now im gonna have a jaded view when i go to see it next weekend. bastard., 'If you dont like my fire, than dont come around, cause im gonna burn one down'

Kicking Horse is the best mountain in NA hands fuckin down. i skeid five days there(all for free, dont ask how, ill never tell) there is soooo much sweet inbounds, and the OB is even better. plus one day I was there, the lifties counted only 95 people on the hill by lunch time. how sick is...

Man, Canadian bacon is called back bacon up here, and bacon is just bacon. give ur fuckin head a shake. and canadian pizza comes with a beer sauce and beer dough. and sometimes a little sprinkle of marijuana on top for good measure

After two concussions, a helmet just comes pretty naturally. Although both injuries i got from playin hockey, ironicallt, i was wearing a helmet at the time. now i gotta wear a mouth guard too when im ridin park and pipe, so my jaw stays in place if I bail hard

In 2001 I skied about 225 days, which was fuckin sweet. so far in 2002 ive only skied 110 or so. I got hurt in the last week of the season and couldnt go south, but i still got december and parta november, so i could hit 150.

man, i worked at silver star as a ski instructor for the pst three years. it fuckin rocks, the fall lines are steep and fuckin straight. and there is some sick tree riding, you just gotta know where to go. its waaaaaay better than big white or sun peaks. big white is too inconsistent, and...

My friends told me I was goin insane when I turned down a morning of sex with three chicks cause the was forty fresh. I told em to come with me, we could fuck in the gondola, but they werent too receptiveto the idea.

Ive never skied mammoth. I gotta couple friends who work there. but they have too many stories of wet snow and huge crowds. Ill stick to my champange pow and undercrowded hills, thank you very much

Im pretty sure a skier starts to reach terminal velocity at about 65 meter or so, which incidently is about as far as a human could jump without breaking bones on impact. You can totally tell when winter is coming when you start to see your breath in the morning. plus that feeling when you...

Wow, weed tea, that sounds pretty good. I been slavin away makin brownies all my life, this idea would be way easier. Let us celebrate this new agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

comdoms are for sailors. those filthy bastards do go from port to port you know. What I wanna know is can anyone find a word that rhymes with orange?

I agree with the guy who said somethin about being good everywhere. Its one thing to rock up the park, but then ski like a fuckin monkey on crack headin back down to the lift. its also another to fuckin rip like a world cup racer and then eat shit on some little ass jump. what im tryin to say...

the coolest trick ive ever seen Is Moss Peterson throwin a backflip of a 30 meter cliff in the Canadian Freeskiing Open at Whstler.(for you Americans, 30 meters is like 110 ft) That takes way more balls than mistys or rodeos or whatever of some tiny 60 foot table

good work man. tele is cool to, its so like grace ful and shit. plus there is this guy, i forget his name, whos teles, and he competes in freeskiing challenges against fixed heel skiers. that guy kicks ass!

boys, its all about SKI SCHOOL, and to a lesser extent, SKI SCHOOL 2. its old school at its finest, and it fuckin rocks. dont try to say old school sucks cause theres no way wed be where we are today if the old school freestyle movement didnt happen. Warren Miller is always good to, it...