warning signs that you are slowly going insane

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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i just watched scandolous with my goggles on the whole time

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
oh shit, thats bad. i haven't jacked off in ten days, but when i do i will wear my goggles and boots...nothing else.

''...hot lava coming out of my ass.''
 
its probebly better that way.

'cant you see the entire oakley team is participating' - tanner

'I probably sound like a rambaling dork on the blunt commentary track. there use that or I'll fucking kill you fucking guy' -Jibtech

 
you are gonna wanna have goggles on in such a case!

lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.

p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.

 
well eric, when you finally give in to nature, we want pictures

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
i went camping in my ski pants 2 weekends ago, i just got a new pair and i tend to walk around the house in them a lot.

-Chris

skiing is fun

 
i don't know, it happened such a long time ago... i've forgotten the warning signs.

me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'

kid 'yeah'

me 'DIRTY HELL!'

kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
 
i dont know... but it really pisses me off when people start thinking of you and somebody else as the same person, 'cause you're so much alike, and then they start calling you their name and... get the rest of the student body to do so as well. yay for me!... that has nothing to do with going insane... right...

~*Blonde is a lifestyle... not just a hair color*~

**And yes, it seems as though im going nowhere, really fucking fast...**

-my life is my life alone, not yours to take away not yours to dictate, i am who i am, accept me or leave.-
 
i get all my gear on. skis and all and sit on the middle of my living room floor watching propaganda for at least an hour a day.

 
your not a real skier unless u have dressed up in all your gear skis and all in like the middle of the summer

SPKA
 
the worst warning sign is when u start thinking all pro skiers are hot in there snow clothes.......standing on their long, snow carving boards....ohhhhhhh

 
Yeah, well I ain't making this up, last week Me and my friend got ripped and put on our cromed A-frames and got on the bus... Just staring at random people because they can see your eyes.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
ha! that's the coolest thing i've ever heard. i'm gonna try it.

********************

i love homework. it's my favorite.
 
last year i'd show up at school in my ski pants all the time... i'd be going to the hill at lunch and i didn't want to bring a bunch of different clothes so just wore the ski pants to school. i love my ski pants, they're all compy and got lots of pockets.

i always throw my sister's snowboard on and jump off of shit and do tricks in the summer (usually only get off like 180 and 360 grabs)... it's a lot more mobile than big long skis... \

but what i want to know is - if you go insane - do you realize it?

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
this is real refreshing I thought I was the only one that walked around in ski pants in the summer.maybe it's not so insane after all. some guy where I work walks around in his golf shoes in the winter and putts in his office all winter long. I have different trail maps from all over the world hanging on my walls at work, he has different maps of golf courses. so we are insane together just different sports.

 
umm right katherine, that happens all the time at our school.

i keep my skis in my room and i like to look at them a lot.

-Chris

skiing is fun

 
My friends told me I was goin insane when I turned down a morning of sex with three chicks cause the was forty fresh. I told em to come with me, we could fuck in the gondola, but they werent too receptiveto the idea.

 
wow Im not the only crazy one. I put on my ski gear all the time this summer. and I put on my skis and lay on the floor and do grabs. I watch my ski vids with my hat and goggles on. just one more month...I can take it, I think. Just trying not to go crazy.

'Shampoo is beta!'

'NO! Conditioner is beta!'

'I go on first and clean the hair!'

'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'

'O really fool?!'

'O really?!'

.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'

 
Wow! I thought I was the only weirdo who got all geared up and strapped into my skis in the summer. Does anyone else look in the mirror to see how good they look in there shit. Ski gear sucks though when its 105 out.

Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things!
 
'im wearing my ski shit to school tomorrow, just read the post i'm gonna make in non-ski gabber entitled 'great idea'

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_
 
ya totaly, in the summer i just put all my shit on in my room and just checked my self out.

'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

-are you still drinking jf?

-no no no... thats uhhh all behind me, why? are you buying?

 
ok just a few days ago i was watching propagada with my skis on.. i guess i am going insane.. but even worse was i started pulling 3's and try to get up on the couch to jump off and stuff. My mom walks in and nearly has an annurism seeing me standing on our new couch with my skis on

 
you guys are sick twisted motherfuckers, get jobs or something

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
GET A JOB that's the first sign of insanity, how could a person possibly work with steep lines running through your head. Welfare and government assistance are ski bums friend.

 
When your mother starts to look more sexy in the morning !

Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
 
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