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ahah five0 dude, nobody speaks french here. Our primary language is english (although you americans still can't understand us when we speak), and our secondary language is maori (kia ora, haere mai, haere mai, haere mai, tena koto....ka kete ana etc etc..) But again, nobody speaks maori (well...

Something I found funny in the main New Zealand snowboarding magazine. A full page Oakley ad... with none other than Tanner Hall sitting in a chair. I reckon half the boarders in NZ would probaly think he's a boarder anyway. What gravity?

Why did the the koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the first one Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? Cause he killed himself Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Cause he wanted to join the...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/ Its in the list down the bottom, under Paramount. What gravity?

One day skipass: $50 Having lunch in a ski field cafe: $10 Drinks after a hard days skiing: $20 Watching the northern hemisphereians become jealous whilst we ski our hearts out: priceless... What gravity?

Leonardo had the swords, Donetallo had the staff, Michealangalo the nunchucks, and Rapheal had the sties. I like Rapheal the best... he had the best wit. What gravity?

JANDELS! What gravity?

Try a 13 hour non-stop flight. In economy on united airlines. THAT was boring. Thankgod it was a night flight so I was tired enough to sleep for a few hours. What gravity?

yea I dig flying. Although when I went to the states last year, approaching LAX we hit a huge ass rain shower. For 20 minutes we were dropping like a stone and rising again. This was 20 minutes after we had breakfast (I had this sickening french toast). I swear, one more big drop and I would...

agreed. I have been waiting 5 months now for my new tips. I still dont know when they will be ready. Fucking annoying..and the season has started already and I dont have my fucking skis. What gravity?

About a month ago this sick cunt robbed a small local pizza shop here in NZ. He got the money, then made the pizza shop guy (who was only like 20 or something) lie on the floor. He then shot him in the back of the head. Few days later he robbed a bank. Same thing. He already had the money and...

Mark McGrath (singer off sugarray...fuckin asshole he is..), Robin Williams, and um..Finch off just shoot me. I clipped all their tickets while I was working at Heavenly. Apart from that...people who are world famous in new zealand... like Jonah Lomu, Ian Jones, April Ierumia, and I work with...

That lift is the lowest lift on the mountain. It actually takes you DOWN the mountain...goes into a valley, which is a beginner skiers. Only just this year they got rid of the rope tows that sacrificed many gloves there. But yea, thats at the bottom of the mountain. Like, add at least another...

It had 2 terrain parks this past season. Well..1 1/2 really... the 2nd terrain park was the halfpipe and 3 tables. The main park had a super pipe I think, quater pipe, shit loads of tables (over a dozen), and some sweet rails. I was only there for one day, so I spent most of it hitting big...

But to keep things simple. When I was in the states, I didn't see one toilet that was the same in design as the toilets we have here. And vise versa. You guys have the little jet thing at the bottom pointing towards the back of the toilet which pushes the shit out. We just have water flowing...

Yea true. I have some, but im still pretty average at blading. Plus the only way to Uni is down 2 steep hills (which means going up them on the way home). What gravity?

since when did blue whales eat those things? What gravity?

Thunderstorms suck where I am. We get maybe 3 a year... and they usually only last for 4 or 5 strikes...at like 2 minutes apart. I really want to see a proper thunderstorm, that would own. What gravity?

We get 3 weeks off um in about a months time. That is comparable to your xmas break. Our University (or college in your language) breaks for summer mid november, and comes back feburary/march. So we get 3 months off. However I spent my summer break in the states at Tahoe, and I will be spending...

Yea ive sprained my thumb a couple of times. Best thing to do is to do that thing with the pole straps, where when you grip the pole, you grip the strap...fyou know what I mean. Not a garuntee but it helps What gravity?