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Oh shit, my neighbour came over becuse he heard all this screaming and shit, and I had to capture him. He's locked in my bathroom right now, and I'm trying to decide whether I should let him starve to death, or do slice him into small pieces and feed them to homeless people. Then my neighbour's...

So there really is a God! ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

That post sounded like the dialogue from a bad kung fu movie. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

Christ Almighty that was fun to watch. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

You live a sad, pathetic existance. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

Good one. Next time take the homophobia out of your ass you ignorant prick. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

It must not have worked for you. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

Fucking Jesus man. Take it like a real pirate: all at once. Sure it'll hurt, but you'll feel real manly afterwards. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

I like the punk before it was revived as a marketing tool. And even then, not enough to join a cult about it. Go burn in hell. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

Well, my parents came home. Surprisingly they weren't that angry, but I accedentally strangled my father before he could tell me that. I had to tie up my mom and cut her to make sure she wouldn't tell anyone. She's making me a sandwich now. My girlfrien's mom called, asking for her, so I drove...

This is somewhat of an emergency! Please write back soon! My girlfriend was hunkering down on my man-rod this evening, and it was good. We were working it missionary style, and she wanted me to bust out the load into her oh-so-inviting vaginal oriface. So I did. Her contractions were so good...

hah, that's awesome. ________________ I wanna walk all over you.

you should capture their children and torture them until they learn better. ________________ I wanna walk all over you.

what does mac use now? ________________ I wanna walk all over you.

it's the elevator button from doom, you tool ________________ I wanna walk all over you.

Mine's the best, fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. ________________ I wanna walk all over you.

i live in canada. ________________ I wanna walk all over you.

First you need to tell us what the fuck you're doing. Asking what you asked is like "I need help with computers, HELP!" ________________ I wanna walk all over you.

You're having sex too, you fucking retard. When you let a man stick is johnson rod inside of your pretty, pretty flesh, you take on equal responsibility. Plus, it's just hormones that you already have in your body. I don't want to wear a jimmy hat to suit the sex craving pleasures of my...

i'd definetly still bang her ________________ I wanna walk all over you.