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at least i never sucked dick at fucking pussy!

just be careful. opiates are scary business bro.

i really want to hear MORE about all of this from you people that seem to know a bunch. even if you think its blood sucking tell me why and just more about it!

maybe i would be more believable if i didnt state i've lived in joisey (makes a nigga wana punch somebody when they say it like that, but since were makin fun of the east coast right now..... why not) for most of my life.

how do you ski in cities? like do they make sno on teh streets?

people ski in new york........... what the fuck?

well i guess i was wondering the System of a down song baout heroin because i come at it from a different angle. just cuasse there dirty and scummy looking doesnt mean there heroin type people. the only band that i connect with as far as being connected with DOA and feelings and emotions are a...

i had a fake id since i was barely 16, go to the same store all the time, small talk and be chill. i told this bitch i moved here from jersey, work as ski patrol and love to blow shit up (remember im a 16 year old kid at the time) that white trash lady loved me. since it was a gas station i...

yeah man, im large and in charge and i love rippin my lizzies everywhere, so if your tiny think about it broseph. the only reasons im getting a bigger fatter ski is because im addicted and i live in utah, and because I CAN not because i have to. im really beggin you to try out some of these...

come ride the bird yo. we shoot niggas daily.

ohhh those are the fruity skis....... ahhhh i was thinkin more along the llines of a scratch bc. i forgot about the fairy skis..... well than i still say why the fuck would you want those.... but i guess the reasoning is different now.

its ok, your from minnesota!

if gotamas werent big enough and he was kinda lookin for a fatty why would he want rossi steeze's yo?

i kinda laugh thinkin about all these good ol' southern boys spittin there dip and shit before they get ready to hit the jump. sounds like you guys take what you got and make the best out of it no matter what, so i respect you guys and thats mad legit. so ya'll have a good time cow tippin and...

fuckin moose's and there fucking bullshit migration.

ep pros and hellbents are NOT reverse camber. theres FLAT edge on the snow brotha man.

if you want some of that boy meet me on the stip....... irvine turner and west alpine yo, hit my mans up reg. if you see him leanin in the stash make sure your loookin out for the popo cuz you know theres 7 bricks stashed up in that biiiiiitch.....

ima big big big guy and i fucking love these skis everywhere and in the deep. however to maybe validate his earlier point. im getting a pair of hellbents for the hellishly heavenly deeeep deeep days we get here in utah. also for bc jumps and that damn cliche been hit before a billion times in...

wow. the lizzies. such a great ski. i had been riding around on my scratch bc's for a while, walked into a shop and almost bought 189 hellbents. i thought i would think about it for a day, so i took out the lizzies on a pow day. most fucking amazing ski ever made. i have decided to ride my...

yo son, i best not be in yo signature without some props..... nigga.