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  1. jono

    Sex Ed Questions...

    Grade 6 - Question: Could you ever get it in, but than not be able to get it out? Response: Yes, I believe this has happened before. It builds up a vacuum so strong you are unable to remove the penis from the vagina without a doctors guidance. (this one still boggles me) Question: Whats the...
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    What you will look like in 40 years...

    I guess even after being at this site for like 6 years I still cant post a picture... "I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of...
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    What you will look like in 40 years...

    "I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of rocks. I was covered in blood and half naked and the family kept asking asking if i was...
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    Who are the five greatest rappers?

    Aesop Rock, Del, Pac, Talib, Immortal Technique. Theres my 5. "I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of rocks. I was covered in...
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    Crazy Drinking Stories

    My bud Jordan just told me a story of a recent kegger, it's in the signature. "I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of rocks. I...
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    40 oz's

    Extra Old Stock. Absolutely delicious. And being from canada, I've never even seen a 40 less than 7%... in the states it sounds like you can get normal beer in a 40? thats pretty weak, why drink a 40 if it aint strong and gross? "I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I...
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    Got any 4-20 storries

    I was by myself on mushrooms in the forest, and met a lady dressed in all camo green. I had a djembe beside me (a friends, i cant really play it), and she asked if she could try. for about 20 minutes she played the coolest drum beats i've ever heard in my life, then basically just left without...
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    An embarasing thing

    I was in Austria and asked for a bathroom to someone who didnt know very good English, and after talking to someone I was with who knew German, he told me that the directions the guy gave me were to a place were gay men go to bathe or something. Crazy Europeans. Canadians say washroom because it...
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    My school is the absolute worst school ever.....

    My last year of highschool, the school made me a prefect due to my good grades and general attitude. It was pretty funny cause I could cause all sorts of shit and when we got caught for it I could just say "I'm going to talk to some people and try and figure out what happened". The only time...
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    Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

    Yeah that movies awesome. And I worked with one of the actors (not harold or kumar) so that was kind of cool seeing him in there.
  11. jono

    What's your ipods name?

    Diepod (it's black and red)
  12. jono

    Top 3 most annoying things ever

    1. When you decide it's a good idea to shave down there, and then for the next 3 weeks everyone thinks you have crabs because you are touching yourself so much. 2. When your balls are sore so you try and put icy-hot on them, thinking the combonation of cool and warm will make them feel better...
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    Random Stories

    Wow, that's a pretty good story, I've never heard of someone getting something stuck on a finger that bad.
  14. jono

    like marx said, indie lovers unite

    sweet, can i join?
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    Why you should not adjust your own bindings.

    For whoever said a prereleased ski wont hurt more than few days, I personally saw someone cut the tendon behind his knee clean in half after landing on his ski.
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    For those who liked the Acoustic Ninja....

    He's got skills but I think this guys taking it a bit far. It's impressive but most of it doesnt actually sound very good in my opinion.
  17. jono

    Why you should not adjust your own bindings.

    I got my bindings profesionally installed, he asked me what level of skier I was, and I told him advanced. After reviewing the din chart, he set my bindings to 5. I pre-released 3 times skiing one big mountain run with bumps in it. I cranked my bindings up to 9 and they come off everytime I need...
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    Brand new volkls CHEAP

    Yeah I would deffinatly give up the stability of a stiff ski for the ability to butter... Volkl makes the best all around twin tips in my opinion, and unless you are a pretty big fan of butters, i wouldnt worry aobut the stiffness.
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    Simon Dumont's 1080's

    By the way, Salomon does put the standard topsheet on lab skis. The only reason I know is I saw some pocket rockets with different sidecut and sidewalls, but the same topsheet
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    am i the only personon.....

    I agree, I love every cd I've been able to find
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