An embarasing thing

had some sweet dreams uh? Now wtf were you doing brushing your teeth at 5? seriously. Were you tripping on something?

Gravity sucks

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
I was in Austria and asked for a bathroom to someone who didnt know very good English, and after talking to someone I was with who knew German, he told me that the directions the guy gave me were to a place were gay men go to bathe or something. Crazy Europeans. Canadians say washroom because it makes more sense than bath room. Everything you do in the room will result in washing, but if you are just taking a piss or whatever, you're not neccesarily using the bath. although peeing in the shower is quite efficient as you can contintinue washing yourself while relieving yourself. but thats beside the point.

 
no i was not on any drugs. i don't do drugs. i just kinda woke up. i think i have a sleeping disorder. i don't know what it is, but i wake up super early every morning. weird.

Dave Pauls

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