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The Life of Symms

  • Author Author schmuck
  • Publish date Publish date Nov 15, 2009
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washbaugh
  • washbaugh

    washbaugh

  • Nov 16, 2009
everything about this is genius. i love it
 
JZA
  • JZA

    JZA

  • Nov 16, 2009
sick
 
I_Am_Mod
  • I_Am_Mod

    I_Am_Mod

  • Nov 16, 2009
this is sick :D really funny
 
jnizzle
  • jnizzle

    jnizzle

  • Nov 16, 2009
this is like danger swimming and extreme chain sufring, the un-reel sports on fuel.

i lold though
 
Powdered_Donuts
  • Powdered_Donuts

    Powdered_Donuts

  • Nov 16, 2009
haahhaa Symms you are the man
 
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    malas

  • Nov 16, 2009
great article.

seems (lol) like therea little revolution right now in every single discipline. glad!
 
AdiibA
  • AdiibA

    AdiibA

  • Nov 16, 2009
still cant believe how many thought it was real and didnt understand one bit of symms very fitting satire
 
Kevski
  • Kevski

    Kevski

  • Nov 16, 2009
Hahahaha oh that is too clever. And some people think there is a movie...
 
fouldsys
  • fouldsys

    fouldsys

  • Nov 16, 2009
bahaha. so clever. good work symms.
 
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    charr524

  • Nov 16, 2009
"Lutz that pick. I want my own filmers, dog!" lol Well done Mr. Symms. well done
 
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    Rory.

  • Nov 16, 2009
The best comments I've read in a while. There seems to be three types of people; Those who miss the point entirely,Those who genuinely lol'd when they realized the parody of NS culture, or those who are obviously far too intelligent to derive humour from such a blatant and unsubtle mockery of ski culture...

Personally I loved it.
 
-=koLLac=-
  • -=koLLac=-

    -=koLLac=-

  • Nov 16, 2009
Excellent article. I burst out laughing at work..."what about the Plexiglass wall that goes around it?" lmao.

Whoever mentioned that the responses are even funnier was right on. I am pretty sure John is not trying to make a case for ns skiing to be in the Olympics.

Either way, well written and funny
 
Mr.Bishop
  • Mr.Bishop

    Mr.Bishop

  • Nov 16, 2009
I'm picking up figure skating now.

'cept I'm only going to skate in the streets.

 
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    CallMeAl

  • Nov 16, 2009
Good article. And Bishop, I've already copyrighted your figure skating likeness/soul so don't even think about gliding in front of a camera with your skates on.
 
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    fozboy

  • Nov 16, 2009
indeed

 
@nel
  • @nel

    @nel

  • Nov 16, 2009
looks interesting
 
TediMind
  • TediMind

    TediMind

  • Nov 16, 2009
this actually got me stoked to see some ignant figureskaters, sick
 
ConceptPro153
  • ConceptPro153

    ConceptPro153

  • Nov 16, 2009
best comment "wow this is the highest ive ever been" hahaha
 
vzdz
  • vzdz

    vzdz

  • Nov 16, 2009
eh
 
nstubler
  • nstubler

    nstubler

  • Nov 16, 2009
uhuh
 
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