The Life of Symms

newschoolers is not very smart sometimes

hahahhahhaa symms is the man

Hahahaha... the responses are funnier than the article.

it is an excellent satire with focuses on new young stars' attitudes, sponsor's influence, and the idea of what progression and cool is in skiing.

Some of these comments honestly made me doubt humanity. You kids need to start focusing on English class a little more.

so hyphy

personally i feel like this article takes cheap and unnecessary shots at tanner

quite the life

its a joke guys, and its fucking hilarious you guys dont get it.

symms again taking the prize for easiest kick in the balls. a satire insinuates intelligence and subtlety, this lacks both. yawn.

like a weakass Ask Brad section

I'm loving this whole "battle of intelligence thing on the comment list."

The day figure skaters start competing to j-dilla ans going off the plexiglass walls is the day I'll start religiously watching the sport. One can only hope.

overdone

i thought the article was hilarious, but simply mind boggling how some people missed the joke and thought it was real?

touches on a bunch of stuff i find particularly funny

1) all these retarded energy drinks, couldn't pay me to drink redbull, monster, rockstar, that fucking pathetic shit in a can...

2) biggie and skiing, its so fucking ridiculous

amazing. taking the piss on our own lifestyle, brilliant. get it Simmers

Whoa!!! Did you guys hear what Newschoolers is gonna do starting January 1st?!!! They feel that articles are only being clicked on so snowboarders can put 1st on the list and prove that they should create a newschoolers site for snowboarding cause they're so in to our articles, when really they're just saying 1st and not actually reading the articles!!! Bastards.

Newschoolers, on January 1st, will make you wait a day before you post on an article, that way you can digest the material and make an intelligent statement regarding the article. Surely this will keep snowboarders from posting on newschoolers, and surely posters will actually realize what the article was actually talking about before they cluelessly post....they won't let Jack Whelan post anymore either, He's definitely a snowboarder!!! Caught you!! Kick that in the balls Whelan! Skiierman, you're definitely a skier. You can keep posting.

hahahahaha

funny stuff

haha cheaaa

"they can do triple jump combos that are just filthy!"

^haha

well written. made me laugh.