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Honest Ski Brand Slogans

  • Author Author gravel
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 29, 2014
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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Hot on the heels of Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans, we took a look at what ski brands might say if they had more accurate company mottos...

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Line_Skis
  • Line_Skis

    Line_Skis

  • Apr 29, 2014
zing!
 
0
  • 0

    00000000

  • Apr 29, 2014
hahaha this is amazing! post more slogans here and maybe Gavin will update the article with them.
 
Yourboybangs
  • Yourboybangs

    Yourboybangs

  • Apr 29, 2014
I died at the fischer one, faking racer kids
 
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    montanan

  • Apr 29, 2014
marker one is spot on
 
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  • A

    avocado.

  • Apr 29, 2014
Contour: almost gopro
 
A
  • A

    avocado.

  • Apr 29, 2014
Lib tech: we don't make skis
 
Heart
  • Heart

    Heart

  • Apr 29, 2014
The Line one isn't accurate at all. Since when is line known for durability problems? The rest of the list was pretty spot on though.
 
chicken
  • chicken

    chicken

  • Apr 29, 2014
"Since when is line known for durability problems?"

since like, forever?
 
averageMIskier
  • averageMIskier

    averageMIskier

  • Apr 29, 2014
Fucking faction
 
IanAvery-Leaf
  • IanAvery-Leaf

    IanAvery-Leaf

  • Apr 29, 2014
lol @ marker
 
NinetyFour
  • NinetyFour

    NinetyFour

  • Apr 29, 2014
This must be a good potluck, Gavin brought some nice roast.
 
cydwhit
  • cydwhit

    cydwhit

  • Apr 29, 2014
Awesome!
 
SteezoSaurus
  • SteezoSaurus

    SteezoSaurus

  • Apr 29, 2014
full tilt for the win!
 
860media*
  • 860media*

    860media*

  • Apr 29, 2014
the full tilt one is money

 
jkelly
  • jkelly

    jkelly

  • Apr 29, 2014
lol @ line skis ad
 
Stephenn
  • Stephenn

    Stephenn

  • Apr 29, 2014
Saga is money
 
Bennett.
  • Bennett.

    Bennett.

  • Apr 29, 2014
I've been riding Line skis for the last 5 seasons, 1 pair of anthems lasted for 3 of those. The other 2 were ridden on pairs that were still good enough to sell off after. Just don't buy afterbangs..
 
jaythemans
  • jaythemans

    jaythemans

  • Apr 29, 2014
^ truth. I've had my line anthems for 7 seasons, about 210 days skied.
 
sdrvper
  • sdrvper

    sdrvper

  • Apr 29, 2014
Love it
 
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    Condorobrien

  • Apr 29, 2014
i disagreed fully about half of these. and the other half were perfect. can't decide what to think. line and full tilt so far from true. gorpro, vertika, faction, fischer were perfect
 
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Author
gravel
Article read time
1 min read
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Comments
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Last update
Apr 29, 2014

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