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The Life of Symms

  • Author Author schmuck
  • Publish date Publish date Nov 15, 2009
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    steezerampage

  • Nov 15, 2009
haha some of these comments are amazing
 
nellyyy
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    nellyyy

  • Nov 15, 2009
after i read figure skaters producing video project I thought he was talking about Clark and Just Passing Thru
 
ColbyV
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    ColbyV

  • Nov 15, 2009
at least skating is in the olympics, pipe skiing never quite made it.

back in the day they didn't want to do any FIS or USSA comps to help get it into the olympics
 
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    CFD

  • Nov 15, 2009
the article itself wasn't particularly clever or funny, these comments are hilarious though
 
daringharry8
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    daringharry8

  • Nov 15, 2009
His latest one was much funnier making fun of tall tees and what not.
 
fountain.
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    fountain.

  • Nov 15, 2009
haha thats great

 
bb_Skier
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    bb_Skier

  • Nov 15, 2009
was that telecasting reference to B dog in the X games
 
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    swanyd

  • Nov 15, 2009
Hey Symms (or Powder mag internet flunky), is the dude in the picture Leslie Anthony?
 
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    kflynn11

  • Nov 15, 2009
great article. Oh and it that a windsurfing sail
 
p.jones
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    p.jones

  • Nov 15, 2009
cool i guess, i mean it would be sick to see thug figure skaters but i dont really understand the joke... i think we need an explanation
 
cj
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    cj

  • Nov 15, 2009
Aaaaaaaand newschoolers misses the point entirely... again.
 
kbuzz45
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    kbuzz45

  • Nov 15, 2009
white on black text looks sick and all that but now all i see are lines...
 
kbuzz45
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    kbuzz45

  • Nov 15, 2009
i saw all the comments and actually read the rest of the article and thats pretty funny. but i still see lines
 
paige.
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    paige.

  • Nov 15, 2009
not going to lie, that movie would be pretty awesome. and thank you symms for always succeeding in making me laugh
 
kpow
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    kpow

  • Nov 15, 2009
i still dont get why this is on the front of newschoolers
 
EL_FINRE
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    EL_FINRE

  • Nov 15, 2009
This article's humor reminds me of the humor I see in shows like The Office.
 
Yung_Gnarley
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    Yung_Gnarley

  • Nov 15, 2009
too obvious
 
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    mikemac

  • Nov 15, 2009
hint hint ns

were 99.7% white
 
.peter
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    .peter

  • Nov 15, 2009
I mean I guess it's funny. I hope most of you realize it's making fun of you though. It's obviously a joke, but I don't really get the point.

It seems like it supports a governing body that would rule over skiing (separating it from every other action sport btw) I mean I guess it does have a point about some rather vain skiers, snowboarders, skaters etc... who for some reason feel the need to make videos in homage to themselves, but that's such a small percentage that it doesn't really matter.

Bottom line, that article doesn't really make sense, and seem like a rather futile jab at freeskiing. And if it was trying to be funny, it didn't exactly succeed at that, but whatev.
 
ReedSkis~
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    ReedSkis~

  • Nov 15, 2009
haha that was great

symms knows whats up
 
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