Zuckerberg skis

[doubleblackjack]

Waiting for him to buy epic and make the metapass

 

[doubleblackjack]

 

[Quaggy]

I'm convinced that man is either a robot or a lizard person

 

[keagan.karstens]

Maybe he’ll release the metasticks



In 289 ofc

 

[animator]

Dude has Polar Express eyes, realistic but lifeless

 

[chicken4dathotz]

need @vishnuitems to sew this over a goya polo or something

 

[CatdickBojangles]

I guarantee Zuckerberg owns Bentchetler 100s.

 

[Icant_kfed]

Ankilla was right, lizard people do exist, and they’re within our sacred community

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

That dude went and skied in Iceland. That is way cooler than 99% of rich people who ski

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Maybe he’ll release the metasticks

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In 289 ofc

Doing quad backie down K2 on my metasticks in the metaverse

 

[Lippamani]

Smoken them meats

 

[Jacobthesadskier]

I guarantee you that they bought a load of ski gear, put it on, flew to the top of the mountain, took some selfies, threw the gear away, and flew back down again. No way that lizard man skis

 

[theabortionator]

How did nobody notice the green screen in the background if you pull up the original photo? Dude is straight lying. Bet he never even went to iceland.

 

[mikemac]

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a glitch in the metaverse

 

[HaydenB]

swag

 

[piss.boy]

Hes gonna make a edit in the meta verse

 

[switchlip2]

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Bros baked

 

[maddecipher]

wtf, lol. he did it for tha' gram.

 

[WoFIowz]

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Hard cringe right here. Oof. Also he looks like the classic middle aged man who rides the lift and talks about how good he is or how his mountain is ruined.

 

[maddecipher]

this is just the weirdest thread

 

[Lenny-]

I swear I saw him cork a 3 a few months ago at Buttermilk in the pipe. Apparently he is super into "tactile" skiing and is trying to make it more the meta.

 

[maddecipher]

https://www.rappad.co/rap/1155559

 

[Sngl2th]

you know he will have girthy gaper gap when he puts those googles on. money can't buy non-gaperdom, as we all know

 

[chicken_]

If you look closely you can see his whole lizard family in the background

 

[jompcock]

Ankilla was right, lizard people do exist, and they’re within our sacred community

I'd pay $100 right now to see a kit chat with Zuck.

 

[doubleblackjack]

I'd pay $100 right now to see a kit chat with Zuck.

@X_ANKILLA

 

[Pilgore]

His turns are probably super robotic

 

[theabortionator]

Def backpack speaker guy. I wonder what hes bumping.

 

[doubleblackjack]

Def backpack speaker guy. I wonder what hes bumping.

Got this on loop fs

 

[TheMoostafian]

 

[TheMoostafian]

 

[theabortionator]

I like where this thread is going...

 

[mikemac]

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Sneak peak META-Yellowstone s3ason 12:

Moose gets a good ZuCkInG while the global corpo-cyborg-occultist lizard overlords watch w glee

 

[ChadThundercock]

Someone needs to curb stomp fuckerberg and then string him up

 

[TheMoostafian]

 

[Awelterego]

That dude went and skied in Iceland. That is way cooler than 99% of rich people who ski

But then he called it “the icelandverse” like an absolute fucking muppet