Zootspace did Coronavirus

Vish-shoe

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I have reason to believe that the zootspace crew created Coronavirus as a biological weapon over the summer of 2019, and suppressed vaccine development in order to increase viewership of the zootspace movie and thus create jetski hype
 
Wrong. It was a corporate conspiraski created by the Vail Corporation to boost future profits, driven by [tag=285677]@RobKatz[/tag]. With Vail's international reach, they were able to influence funding to create and release a super virus that would push the world into a lock down. While the impact on the ski industry was initially negative, it was intentional. Jobs moved to remote. Wealthy remote workers flocked to mountain towns. Vacation homes were purchased left and right, boost property values. Outdoor activities were given a new light as people re-evaluated their purpose in life. As a result, profits are up.

Even though local industries collapsed, this also served to benefit Vail by essentially forcing visitors to use their lodging and food services. Now skier visits are the highest ever https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/05/09/ski-industry-record-visitations/

Vail suffered an unexpected shortage of employees as other businesses tried to remain competitive and paid higher wages. This job trend is expected to reverse in the next season as job growth cools and fears of a recession grow nearer combined with fresh new high school grads looking to enter into a new generation of ski bums.

This was also a collusive effort with Alterra Mountain Company and Spot injury insurance that gives ski bums the peace of mind that they can ski and still pay medical bills. This furthers the profits by removing a reason why one might not partake in high risk activities like skiing, especially in a recession. Combined with multi resort passes, spot injury insurance, and a commitment to keeping wages low, they have made the industry incredibly resilient while ensuring reliable profits.

/s
 
14536955:Turd__Authority said:
Wrong. It was a corporate conspiraski created by the Vail Corporation to boost future profits, driven by [tag=285677]@RobKatz[/tag] . With Vail's international reach, they were able to influence funding to create and release a super virus that would push the world into a lock down. While the impact on the ski industry was initially negative, it was intentional. Jobs moved to remote. Wealthy remote workers flocked to mountain towns. Vacation homes were purchased left and right, boost property values. Outdoor activities were given a new light as people re-evaluated their purpose in life. As a result, profits are up.

Even though local industries collapsed, this also served to benefit Vail by essentially forcing visitors to use their lodging and food services. Now skier visits are the highest ever https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/05/09/ski-industry-record-visitations/

Vail suffered an unexpected shortage of employees as other businesses tried to remain competitive and paid higher wages. This job trend is expected to reverse in the next season as job growth cools and fears of a recession grow nearer combined with fresh new high school grads looking to enter into a new generation of ski bums.

This was also a collusive effort with Alterra Mountain Company and Spot injury insurance that gives ski bums the peace of mind that they can ski and still pay medical bills. This furthers the profits by removing a reason why one might not partake in high risk activities like skiing, especially in a recession. Combined with multi resort passes, spot injury insurance, and a commitment to keeping wages low, they have made the industry incredibly resilient while ensuring reliable profits.

/s

big if true

[tag=38820]@eheath[/tag] As Vail's head of PR, would you care to comment on those allegations?
 
14536955:Turd__Authority said:
Wrong. It was a corporate conspiraski created by the Vail Corporation to boost future profits, driven by [tag=285677]@RobKatz[/tag] . With Vail's international reach, they were able to influence funding to create and release a super virus that would push the world into a lock down. While the impact on the ski industry was initially negative, it was intentional. Jobs moved to remote. Wealthy remote workers flocked to mountain towns. Vacation homes were purchased left and right, boost property values. Outdoor activities were given a new light as people re-evaluated their purpose in life. As a result, profits are up.

Even though local industries collapsed, this also served to benefit Vail by essentially forcing visitors to use their lodging and food services. Now skier visits are the highest ever https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/05/09/ski-industry-record-visitations/

Vail suffered an unexpected shortage of employees as other businesses tried to remain competitive and paid higher wages. This job trend is expected to reverse in the next season as job growth cools and fears of a recession grow nearer combined with fresh new high school grads looking to enter into a new generation of ski bums.

This was also a collusive effort with Alterra Mountain Company and Spot injury insurance that gives ski bums the peace of mind that they can ski and still pay medical bills. This furthers the profits by removing a reason why one might not partake in high risk activities like skiing, especially in a recession. Combined with multi resort passes, spot injury insurance, and a commitment to keeping wages low, they have made the industry incredibly resilient while ensuring reliable profits.

/s

Actually i think it was a conglomerate of pharma companies that go by the name Moderna and Phyzer. But yea i guess you're close.
 
14536997:VTshredder69 said:
Actually i think it was a conglomerate of pharma companies that go by the name Moderna and Phyzer. But yea i guess you're close.

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**This post was edited on May 16th 2023 at 2:02:08pm
 
14536978:Newsheepers said:
a cigarette a day keeps the virus away

I smoked cigs during the pandemic and one of the theories was that blocking your alveoili's with tar prevented virus intake.

Pretty fucking epic actually. Probably false though. But still cool. But fucking retarded.
 
14536999:VTshredder69 said:
I smoked cigs during the pandemic and one of the theories was that blocking your alveoili's with tar prevented virus intake.

Pretty fucking epic actually. Probably false though. But still cool. But fucking retarded.

say the guy who thinks moderna and pizer started the pandemic, thats pretty fucking epic right? but probably false, and so on.
 
14537001:eheath said:
say the guy who thinks moderna and pizer started the pandemic, thats pretty fucking epic right? but probably false, and so on.

the antifa liberal democrat progressive obama pelosi leftists started the plandemic, can’t believe you didn’t know that?!?!?
 
14537001:eheath said:
say the guy who thinks moderna and pizer started the pandemic, thats pretty fucking epic right? but probably false, and so on.

Terrible attempt dude I know you can do better
 
14537001:eheath said:
say the guy who thinks moderna and pizer started the pandemic, thats pretty fucking epic right? but probably false, and so on.

yea man just like when it didn't come from a lab right? My accusations are so out there that they end up being right. Shame on me!
 
14537062:VTshredder69 said:
yea man just like when it didn't come from a lab right? My accusations are so out there that they end up being right. Shame on me!

hilarious that you morons hold onto the same shit years after everyone stopped caring.
 
14536997:VTshredder69 said:
Actually i think it was a conglomerate of pharma companies that go by the name Moderna and Phyzer. But yea i guess you're close.

This is a conspiraski thread. If you can't provide a summary thesis to your position, please refrain from posting new theories.
 
Yea it's just hilarious how you morons fell in line, got vaxxed, and thought the world was ending. No wonder america is a joke
 
14537160:VTshredder69 said:
Yea it's just hilarious how you morons fell in line, got vaxxed, and thought the world was ending. No wonder america is a joke

I took all 4 vaccines and now I want to destroy peoples coffee tables and jump into expensive ski resort pools
 
14537160:VTshredder69 said:
Yea it's just hilarious how you morons fell in line, got vaxxed, and thought the world was ending. No wonder america is a joke

You're the only one talking about it. COVID living in your head rent free.
 
14537186:VTshredder69 said:
Hilarious when people are wrong and don't admit it.

Rent free in a covid thread.

?

repeating the same insult is a classic smooth brain move.

idk why you and other ppl keep putting words and opinions in my mouth, I've never said anything close to what you claim I have said, kick rocks dumbass.
 
14537188:eheath said:
repeating the same insult is a classic smooth brain move.

idk why you and other ppl keep putting words and opinions in my mouth, I've never said anything close to what you claim I have said, kick rocks dumbass.

Deniers will always have an excuse.
 
14537191:VTshredder69 said:
Deniers will always have an excuse.

yeah you're a covid denier and you will always have an excuse lol you're so fucking bad at trolling
 
14537199:eheath said:
yeah you're a covid denier and you will always have an excuse lol you're so fucking bad at trolling

I'm legit trying to figure out if you're joking or just really stupid. But I've heard that you're not too bright.
 
really hoped this thread wouldn't turn to shit. u guys need to take politics a little less seriously, take the clownpill bros.
 
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