Zombie Apocalypse.

[robert77]

 

[00_Koda]

a home phone

 

[Squid.]

LAMP LETS GO

 

[B4NE1]

a book case... so should i educate them?

 

[inb4_UMAD]

a wall fml

 

[Motherfucka]

staple these mother fuckers

 

[brosicle]

zombie noobs.

I've bin down with zombie b4 being down with zombies was a thing.

 

[dreadyboy]

broken hockey stick bitches

 

[dreadyboy]

or a tire iron

 

[Mr.Luke]

A glass, a notebook, and some Abriva. Crap

 

[Sa6a]

sharp football trophy....get at me zombie

 

[Heyawhatsup]

Ak47 those muthafuckas won't know what hit em! Mainly because they are mindless zombies

 

[Motherfucka]

o rly?

 

[gyarados]

a blanket, shiiiiiiit

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

pencil sharpener

lets go

 

[jfxphoto]

Bag of pretzels imma live forevah!

 

[Dhane]

a bottle of listerine and a tin. shittttt

 

[steezyted]

da fuck is a chair gonna do

 

[Nikula]

hahahahah a box of "economy grade stainless steel scubbers"i am dead

 

[Heyawhatsup]

Ya rly

 

[.jesus.]

weed and a pipe i think i'll just wait it out

 

[Heyawhatsup]

Ya rly

 

[ORDEAL]

Pillow. Ill smother them.

 

[Dan.P]

a printer, damn im screwed

 

[Martyr]

Robert77140Canadian Flag

 

[rudager]

chair. look beyond what i see?

fridge(contents) kettle, coffee maker, waffle iron, rice cooker.

im fucked. i cant lift this chair.

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

A door? I guess i hide from them?

 

[ch@se]

A tactical vest fully loaded with an m4 strapped on the back, 8 magazines, sidearm, a variety of grenades, radio, knife, first aid kit, and anything else that might be useful.

Actually, it's a bottle of febreze. Zombies hate that shit though, so I've heard.

 

[jorb.co]

the big lebowski 10th anniversary edition with over 3 hours of bonus features. should keep them occupied.

 

[cottage_steeze]

guitar, fuck ya!

 

[pigglywiggly]

Multiple beer bottles. Yeah, im drunk. So fuck it

 

[intifada]

a small palm tree and a humidifier.

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

Bigass bundle of legal sized paper. Let's bludgeon some living dead

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

a pillow........ZOMBIE PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!

 

[TROLLED.HARD]

the side of my couch.fuck.caoch.fuck.coach.fuck.gucci.fuck.cuch.

 

[Mooserz]

bottle of napoleon brandy. Thatll do.

 

[wintersway]

emeco chair stolen from college

 

[kzrstf]

an ak47

 

[poptarts4life]

beer, zombies just want to party.

 

[no_steeze]

a pillow. god dammit

 

[soulskier]

a wall, i'm fucked

its not even a full wall, damn 1/2 walls

 

[Parrish]

SLUSH MUG!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pmw]

a lightbulb

 

[poptarts4life]

i misunderstood on my first posting and posted what I would use to fight them.

wtf can i do with a plastic cup. Oh wait scoop their eyes out. Break the cup and use the sharp pieces as dual knives. Shove the cup down their throat. Throw the cup causing a distraction and then deliever a falcon punch. Toss the unknown contents of the cup on the zombie disoranting it. Put cup over zombie mouth so it can't breath, zombies can't breath out their nose usually. Use the cup as something to make the zombie trip and break his bones. Yell into the cup and make loud weird noises, zombies are afraid of elephant type nosies. Rip the cup in two and use that man moment as my opertunity to go into hulk mode and rip the shit out of that mother fucker for stepping foot on my fucking planet because i'm fucking pissed at things that try and kill me for no fucking reason. FUCK zombies.

i just saw resident evil some i'm pumped for killing zombies

 

[DrZoidberg]

A key and the magnet thing to get into my dorm on a subaru lanyard, and scissors. The scissors are sharp too. I cut myself on it really bad like two days ago.

So I guess I'll hide in my dorm and not let them in, and those who do get in will be stabbed.

 

[dispatchQ_main]

my grandfather...

 

[Balto]

computer monitor

 

[J-Evs]

AIR CONDITIONER

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

A jar of peanuts.

 

[scratchproteen]

Glass of milk.

fml.

 

[Jahseph.]

My back pack, a carton of orange juice, my phone, a lighter, an empty box to a bottle of patron, and a bong.

I think I'm gonna just use the back pack to transport my goods to higher ground, use the empty box to start a small fire, and relax by the fireside while i watch the show and tweet about it.