Zip or button fly?

ATLANTASKI

ATLANTASKI

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which one do yall prefer?

i like button flys...

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.

 
Zip...i'm not gay,

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
they make buttoned ones? thats dumb, its gotta be so much more work.

if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
 
im going to take down that ykk zip brand every zip i c has it on it

'throw a brick at it'
 
why the fuck would you use a button fly? ZIIIIIPER

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a Button fly is much more comfortable when taking a wizz. It may take more time to do up, but you dont get zipper bites on your wang.

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I like J.Crew's button fly

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I fucking hate button fly. I was with this girl the other day and she had those shits on and it's like a fucking chastity belt. I told her to never wear them around me again.

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Ya, button flies blow on chicks because you actually have to undo them. On myself it doesn't really matter because I usually have to buy my pants too big around the waist in order to get the leg length cuz I'm a lanky fuck! So I don't have to undo it anyways.

 
button flys. they don't make that pup tent when you sit down. and as seinfeld said 'that's one place on my body where i don't want interlocking metal teeth'. also, if the chicks got a button fly on, just pull, you don't have to individually undo each one, just rip that shit off.

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good^ i thought it was impossible to get it stuck in a zipper, it doesn't stick out far enough...

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Definetly nipped some dick skin with a zipper before. Fuckin painful.

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button. there's no zipper to catch, and you don't have to worry about your fly being undone with buttons.

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guys- zipper

chicks- button, looks good

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zip. I have a pair of pants with buttons but thats only because my grandma doesn't know I'm a guy.

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I ski therefore I am

 
i hate when i see some really nice pair of pants but they've got the button up crotch....not cool

'pet what? pet her kneecap farrel'
 
I think it depends on the brand of button-fly. Some are hard to deal with and that's just unnecessary. But a good button up like the volcoms I'm wearing now are sick, and a welcome bit of change from the zip.

Not sure why but a lot of people don't like button-fly. I would think that for guys at least, zippers have the larger danger factor and would therefore be more hated.

it's all very exciting.
 
i don't see how its possible to get bitten by your zipper? i mean you unzip it all the way, pull it out and stick it back in, it doesn't even have to touch your zipper especially if you have boxers on, and zipper all the way...

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A reindeer is more chewy...
 
I got a buddy who caught his dick in a zipper a week ago and he said its the most painful thing he ever had to experience. So becareful when you zip that shit up peoples.

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most jeans have buttons and zippers actually all my pant have buttons and zippers a button on the top then a zipper my dress pants and jeans I wear fairly mainstream brands soooo..... actually ive never seen pants with only buttons like with 5 buttons that go up and only one button would make any diff. now im quite sure all pants have a button and zipper cause just a zipper would come undone ive seen pull strings and strings you tie but never only buttons or zippers dont know what all a yall are talkin about

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

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i prefer both

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all buttons suck when you have to go to the bathroom really fast and cant get them open, plus when im taking them off i always pop buttons

A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
 
Botton flies are actually pretty comfortable for some reason. The ones I have give me more room or something/

 
button because theirs nothing better than a dexterity test when you need to pee badly.

or go with zip if you dont enjoy peeing on yourself

 
i have button jeans and i can't button them. not that they dont fit i just hate getting the button in the whole. zippers are faster but they do tend to come down during the day. hahahah

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Zippers aren't a problem if you wear boxers (or tighty whitties for that matter) but some dudes like to free ball it. It's more comfortable but there would be nothing worse than getting your johnson pinched by a zipper.

 
The key to buying button fly jeans is to buy a style that has a bit tighter of legs, but then get them a size or so in the waist too big, so when you have to drain the main vein, you just undue the top button, as you normally would with a zipper fly, but then the pants slip fine down past your wang enough to pee.

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button fly, adds that bit of robust steeze to the crotch area.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
Plus with button, by the time the girl gets to your wang, she'll be craving it like a fat kid using an easy bake oven.

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buttons suck zipper all the way

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atlantaski = trend whore of NS. I saw this show on MTV last night called Sweet 16 or something like that. They showed this pansy-ass trust-funder who wanted a party on a tennis court. This kid had 2 shirts on with his collars ''popped'' and all I could think of was ''this is what atlantaski must look and act like''....i had to turn the channel...

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turn the channel?

my main reason for zip is: i can't get Dude stuck in em, they scare him away...

and and it helps when you really got to go...

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

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haha I got these sick ass north face cargo pants that have a velcro fly....sooo money. its so fucking funny, cause you undo the velcro, and then right when you open, there is this little vertical patch thing that says 'never stop exploring' right in the crotch. so great.

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zip.. buttons are soo annoying

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