Zach Davison befriended Samuel L. Jackson

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Bundo

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When driving home from the Orage Masters, zach stopped in a this resturant in california where samuel l. jackson was eating and they were seated at the table next to sam jackson and same noticed zach's armada shirt and started talking to zach about it. Apparently sam jackson is an avid skier and fan of the newschool aspect of it, watches the X games and shit. So after dinner Samuel L. Jackson invited zach back to his place to watch ski movies and have drinks and zach went and jamie foxx came over too because he likes ski movies as well. so they hung out for a while and had some kickass drinks apparently and some good beer and chips and salsa and sushi and watched like 4 ski movies on his home theater system, like a HUGE projection screen. so zach has samuel L. jacksons unpublished cell phone number and Sam i guess took a real liking to zach and wants him to ride with him sometime and hang out again sometime. fucking sweet.

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hahaha.

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There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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Sounds sick. Sam is one of my favorite actors.

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yeah master windu is the sheez

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That's pretty sweet

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oh my god... this thread is hilarious

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
whatever, don't believe me if you want, but i've seen the phone number in zachs phone AND i said hi to him on the phone so.....

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is Zach gunna be in XXX 3?

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i dont think bundo is lying, what is the point, zach is on this site and would shoot down any shit. why dont we wait and see what zach has to say

jack.

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thats dope man. props to zach for making a good friend and ski buddy (who will prolly take him to europe and shit skiing)

i rock the pow like none other
 
i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago

This is the best reply of all time- i am a skier i almost pissed myself

 
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i heard he is lacking where it counts for that job

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F word. Strode420 wins with his comment.

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Word on the street is there's already footage of Zach, but gay-ass Cody Carter keeps it all for his "private" collection.

 
cant wait to see what zachd has to say about this.

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im putting that in my sig. i_am_a _skiier youre the funniest fucking kid ever

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EVERYBODY LOOK IN THE QUICK CHAT THE MAN POSTED!

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dude, you need to post a picture of him or something, cause if true, that is an awsome story.

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" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
in that cast Im gonna ask him to bitch slap George Lucas

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
sounds like funny bs but funny all the same

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