Zach D

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zmanalex

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Hey so ive been hearing a ton about this fool lately but ive never heard of him untill the war trailor where he gets nutted. Has he like won a comp or been in a movie that i didnt hear of?

KISS THE RINGS BITCH!
 
Uh... one of the best up and comers over the past few years, most recently, rode for Armada in orage masters. I thought everyone knew who he was, actually. But it's ok. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. Step 2 is, go to www.theory-3.com and get a copy of Breathe and Stop, watch the Safety Meeting trailer and buy that too when it comes out.

It's ok. Admitting you have a problem

 
i heard he was a third testicle and a malignant tumor on his pinky toe

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Luke Tanaka
 
zach didn't compete this year beacuse he wanted to concentrait on filming and try and live up to his three main influences, anthony, abma and pep.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
Yea has this dude even won a comp?

He's sponsored by Armada and all that jazz, but what has he really done?

I bet he can't even do a 360 but just slides rails.

 
^yeah i bet you're right. he probably sucks. he probably can't even tie his own shoes

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
right. im sure he cant throw a 3 with influences like pep, abma, and anthony

Offical NS Pastor, Rabbi, Ayatolla, and Revelator
 
i heard he wets the bed

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Watch his little part in the Booter Crunk trailers, and look at the poll, he's in second for rookie of the year.

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'arguing on the internet is like competeing in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.'

Do you have UNCONTROLABLE URGES TO SPIN OFF THINGS... WHILE WEARING SHOES? Join the UUTSOTWWS cult!

"I like driving switch, I'm also getting better at turning unnatural"- talking about cars

 
i heard that hes really fat and stinks like rotten shmegma and churches waaaaaaay to much nd he cant ski worth shit, hes terrible at rails and can barley do 3s and they are just pretending hes in WAR he actually doesnt have a segment. he sucks at school too.

' Keep fit and have fun!'
 
He's also very nice, he just hooked my up with a good deal on pants.

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'arguing on the internet is like competeing in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.'

Do you have UNCONTROLABLE URGES TO SPIN OFF THINGS... WHILE WEARING SHOES? Join the UUTSOTWWS cult!

"I like driving switch, I'm also getting better at turning unnatural"- talking about cars

 
has abma or anthony ever won a major comp?

No But your gunna win comps zachry

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
 
dude i heard zach d quit skiing and is starring in star wars episode 7 with samuel l jackson

werd.
 
i heard he was born in a small native village in alaska and was raised by rabid whales

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Luke Tanaka
 
once Zach got with a girl..and I got with her later on..does that mean me and Zach kissed? I HOPE SO!!!

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ONTIC clothing

www.onticclothing.com
 
hes to lazy to build jumps unless they are onto crazy ass urban rails

Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!

 
zach has a wicked case of butt mud

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if your going to bang twins, cover your head!

If your on your knees...rep the steeze!

ENORM Condoms. The new hot core company.
 
uter, hansel, skeeter and johan, this is svendal, your computer mouse and boy have i got some news for you, everytime i bring home a woman to the spaceship zach always steals them because he is so incredibly handsom. his boots smell.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
Rumour has it that he says backpack like "beckpeck." And he poops with the door open like stu chapman they should get married cuz there so gross together

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
 
^ haha besides that zach d is a chill guy and i even heard he likes to eat pickles and cheese --- guess where that is from i wonder...

Enom Headwear.. If your gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
just wait till WAR comes out u will realize that zach owns rails and that he made it big without winning any big comps. just out of pure skill

 
Cam your long soft flowing locks are what's going to help you make it big.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
hes only like the hottest thing in skiing right now jeeze get with it buddy, haha

-Keegan McGinnis.

-newschoolers.com.

-ski for life.

-nwft.
 
i dont even no who this dude is

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
that dude has crazy mad skill

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
i hear he has a skid stache that covers the whole lower half of his face, and when he talks his voice is high pitch and makes his lips vibrate creating like an out of tune harmonica.

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
Zach has small shoes that fit me. I sometimes wear them when he's not looking and when he wants to put them on he's all like "ooh darn. Now where did I put my foot pants" why he calls them "foot pants", I have no clue.

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to reinforce the thread topic at hand here you can catch zach in one of his many awesome segmetns this fall from Poorboyz "WAR" Theory3's "Safety Metting" or Rage Films "Booter Crunk"

therefore those that do not know, or have no heard of this child that sometimes is refered to as Sir Longsberry The 3rd... well then you will.

@#%Q#%$&
 
i think just tim is coaching at windells...but zach is coachin boarderline

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Luke Tanaka
 
justin timberlake skis better than this homo head

he cant even reach behind his head hes so unflexible

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
 
^cool?

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
randomass stories about people you don't know... soooo hot right now

this

is where

the pennies go.
 
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