you've been watching to many skiing movies if...

when your back starts hurtin from sittin around all day watchin ski movies and u worry about it hurtin when its time to ski

 
when you can tell a pro is using a different pair of skis in one jump from the other, by the stickers on them

This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
 
'when you get your hair cut to look like a pro, and you also buy the same clothes,goggle,skis, and sticker locations as the pros'

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
some one said this before but, every other trick you say to your friend 'hey watch this'

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.

-NewSchool Shakspere
 
when ur horny and instead of jackiing off to vip u go to kristi leskinens scene and pause once she gets off the flat down flat kinker and beat it to that

 
blehha

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when you go to local ski shops and beg for old videos they cant sell anymore.

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
V.I.P is an awesome show, no matter how bad the plot is.

you've been watching too many ski movies if your parents know the skiers names.

theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
 
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