you've been watching to many skiing movies if...

CorkWormTurn

CorkWormTurn

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- you know songs by who's segment they are

- you're sick of swollen members

- you call tricks before they happen

- you expect to see the shrab brothers in the credits of regular movies

- your attention span has shrunk to 45 minutes

add your own.

 
- when you see a particularly nasty car crash involving rolls and flips.. you try to figure out if it was a corked 9 or a d-spin 9..

What gravity?
 
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I agree with getting sick of Swollen Members. I do think they are a good group and are better than most hip-hop that gets played on the radio, but there are other good hip-hop groups I'd like to hear.

 
you say 'look im boyd easley' whenever you are playing a shovel.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
yeah right on with the boyd easley guitar playin

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when you go fishing, your looking to catch brad holmes

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
at the end of each section you say

'I can do all those tricks, i dont know why those guys are pro and i'm not'

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
but i am pro, you just dont know it, i know where you live, your favorite food and that you secretly are attracted to my dog. scared? you should be

 
i love how this thread turned into a way for dirty to mention how good he is. will someone please sponsor him so he'll shutup.

 
man why the fuck do you motherfuckers always gotta turn shit back on me like that?

i didnt say shit about myself, i just know alot of motherfuckers in here think that there the next fucking tanner hall or pep fujas, when in reality there not.

shut the fuck up corkassworms! i didnt mention myself at all so keep it shut.

dmb

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
fuckin a!!!! dirty said no such thing, in fact, hes talking bout kids other than himself. kids who talk shit to him on this site, probably. they will prob. sit around w/ their non skiing friends and be like, 'yo, i can do that shit.'

everyone chill...

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'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'

'For me it is just if its sounds good, I listen!' -ski_bum_

 
ok, this thread had the potential to be a funny, cool thread but because of random people accusing others of shit they dont even know about, it turned into the same old shit we've been seeing lately, so please before it goes to far, end it here so we can go back to restoring the dignity to this site with funny threads like this one.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
when you can tell people how many teeth boronowski is missing just by looking, and you have quotes from ski movies in your sig(see below)

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
sorry dirty my bad.

i'm also going to add to the list:

when you've played games with rules like 'drink to every rail' or 'drink to switch landings'

 
---when you can determine what trick a skier is doing, determined while listening to the lyrics with your eyes closed

(yup i can do it)

This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
 
when you know where every trick took place and every single persons name in the video and your name is jeff kiesel..hahaha

just playing ya jeff..hhaa

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when you know where every trick took place and every single persons name in the video and your name is jeff kiesel..hahaha

just playing ya jeff..hhaa

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It Never Snows In Florida

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when you have 4 cars and only one runs....

...wait thats you might be a redneck if, my bad.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
when you hear a song, and you turn to your non-skier friend and tell them, 'dude, this is the part where candide jumps the snowcats!' and he looks at you like you're drunk.

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Dave Thomas is

my hero!!!
 
or... when you watch Starwars and hear Darth Vader say 'now expirience the power of the darkside.' and you think of someone doing a switch-up on a flaming step down rail.

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Dave Thomas is

my hero!!!
 
when u think up scenarios leading up to or after dialogues/incidents. like the one at the end of Scandalous! ('fokker'/Turpin/Pollard)

This rant has brought to you in part by the Gomer corporation. Bringing you quality bablings since January.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'

'For me it is just if its sounds good, I listen!' -ski_bum_

 
when you take really long looks at every rail you see. thinking how your going to hit it.

erik olson
 
You can never look at bus stops the same way again. Or hedges.

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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
 
when stupid gay songs are rejuvenated in your mind and shown in a whole new light (e.g. 'steal my sunshine' in 1999)

no signature
 
when you have cds with each movie soundtrack on them, and still listen to them in the off season when you've seen the movie 100 times.

*brooke*

denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.

brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing

denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.

 
brooke i love your signature. i should have thought of that earlier. i still don't see how denise ges any though.....

and the soundtrack bit...it's good music so eh, it doesn't count.

and yes to the rail thing. it just means you're a jibber. i bet all of us do that.

sorry for this drunken post. i think.

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When you can't get an erection watching shane's dog hump his leg

'Go back to Jersey sonny. This is the City of Angels and you ain't got wings.'
 
when your gf asks if you wanna just stay in and watch a movie and you automaticly just sit down and press play to have royalty come on - than get her to watch it with her full attention through the whole thing and talk about stuff with skiing - even though she doesn't ski.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
 
when you decide to make a fsw video parody of a skiing moving, and for big mountain lines do water skiing.

haha, yea thats me.

im making a parody of high society...

 
Fuck yeah Darryl, I do that shit too.

You know you've watched too many ski movies when your couch is dry because you haven't busted a nut all over it.

'Go back to Jersey sonny. This is the City of Angels and you ain't got wings.'
 
i like darryls, but i think mine is even more true-

when you dont have a gf cuz all you do is sit around and watch ski movies.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
when you sit there and you are like 'oh gosh tanner is coming up.... he pulls some pretty sick shit..... HEY GUYS BE QUIET, I WANNA WATCH THIS!''

---- I would do anything to get on Tanner... --

-- I would do anything to go ski right now...---

'Go huck yourself off a two foot cliff!'
 
when you and your friends play the, 'guess which skier, trick, and comp' game with your huck doll.

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
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