You're single, huh?

HAHAHAHA great find, the letdown for him must have blown: super hot girl asks if you are single then crushes you.
 
that was pretty fuckin funny, is that an ad for those shoes though? i really do not comprehend why that would make you but those shoes
 
OUCH.

Here's a question... what would the rest of you do if this situation was presented to you?

Me? I would start grabbing aaaaaall of the gum and mints and shit and having her ring up each one one by one by one. a few tabloids, and 4 tv guides in there too just for good measure.

Then? Totally turn around and laugh as I walk away. tee hee.
 
id say yea im single, but only because i like to rape bitches, and your next, watch out in the parking lot tonight. nothin like a good rape reference to scare a bitch
 
just remember to use her name.

If shes at a bigger supermarket, they usually have their full name up on the screen they've signed in on (at least they do at safeway). This will scare the bejesus out of them.
 
haha that would've been awesome
had she said that to me, if it weren't in public, falcon punch to the vagina would suffice, but in the store i'd keep forgetting items and running back to get them and i'd get lots of fruit so she had to enter each code individually
 
haha i'd get the bitch fired, bank on her becoming a prostitue, pick her up fuck the shit outta her bust a nut in her face, yell WHO'S THE UGLY ONE NOW?!!, and afterbang that shit all the way to the parking lot.
 
she was like borderline attractive' like you would fuck her but you wouldnt tell your mom you did
 
Lol, atleast I'm honest. If I was that guy and this smoking hot girl just came out of left field and crushed my manhood ruthlessly, the only thing I could do is run or beat her ass. And I don't beat women.
 
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