You're not Dave Chapelle, and you're not funny

bullshit

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
yeah man, seen it. maddox is THE man.

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

 
Finally! SOMEONE! THANK GOD!

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
haha some kid said that in a forum like a mont ago and i posted that, maddox is sick

eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
 
amen the that. it was funny like the first 2.546847 seconds after the segment aired on the show then it got old cuz everyone repeated it constantly

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
thats true, but this guy seems like hes got something stuck up his ass or something. i dont think its bad to quote chappelle, but when fags who never watched the show before run around saying, 'im rick james, bitch,' its gay.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
Yea all the fuckers who emulate that show make it not funny! It pisses me off i even saw some kids wearing shirts that say im rick james bitch! Its overkil even DAVE himself hates it!

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
Jesus... maddox is fucking hilarious.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i like the graph that displays the number of people who ARENT dave chapelle.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
the thing is there are sooooo many fucking morons that do that. a good friend of mine used to say it literally 50 to 100 times a night when he got drunk, it became nauseating after a while - BUT HE STILL FUCKING DOES IT.

the way i see it, the further you get from that shows original air time the bigger the moron is for still saying it. my friend is a pretty big moron.

song of the week to download: 'love will tear us apart' by joy division.

Jimmie Dimmick: 'I'm not a cob of corn, so you can stop buttering me up. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, all right? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes out shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the expensive gourmet stuff because when I drink it I like to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.'

 
im rick james bitch

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
'Im Rick James bitch' is way over-used for sure...but all the Lil Jon stuff is great, my friends and I just say it making fun of him, really all you hear in his songs are 'yeaaaah', 'okaaaaaay', and 'whaat?' Oh man, that guy has some real talent

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte'?- Mr. Mugatu
 
WHAT!?! YEAAYAHH!!

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Basically any catchy phrase chappelle has ever used is now horribily and terribly annoying...lil john quotes, rick james quotes...all obnoxious now.

 
haha that site is awesome

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They say you can rap about anything but Jesus

That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes

But if I talk about God my record won't get played?
 
hey i got 1 word for you bitch

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
Every fucker under the sun says quoets from that show...its only funny once.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
i hate you

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
ya its overused, people do the 'i smoke rocks' thing too or pretty much anything from that show. It was funny when only cool people watched it and knew about it, but once every idiot started watching chappelles show in my school it got out of hand. oh and maddux does have something stuck up his ass, although he is hilarious he really seems exactly like what he hates, a whining nerd.

Forty-fos, calicos, thats how all my gangstas roll
 
IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!ahahahahahhaa that is so funny.....i did some reasearch and blahblah blah out of blah blah people arent chapelle so SHUT THE FUCK UPahahahhahahahah

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
i sing the pee on you song instead

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
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-dan-
 
the graph is classic

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-this post dedicated to matt-

'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
 
read his hate mail section, ahaha its awesome to read his responses.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
i think dave chapell is extremely funny but i think his show/the whole genre of those show(mad tv ewgh) just suck balls. but his stand up is great

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