Your worst skiing injury

dislocated shoulder and broke it at the same time. my arm bone was where my ribs are instead of in its place. tore my acl and meniscus. shattered my heel. broke collar bone. broke thumb. I also got this wierd growth last season. I kept eating shit on the same side of my hip every day. It was a huge bruise at first. Then it kinda puffed up, like a cantalope. It looked like another head was about to pop outta the side of me. It stayed that way until the end of the season.

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over the last year ive seperated my shoulder pretty close to 100 times, the worst was when i was surfing i did it 6 times in an hour and trying to put it back in in the middle of the ocean is a fucking bitch...... but i got surgery in sept. so hoefully it wont come out anymore. but time will tell

 
I ended my season early last february when I clipped my tip on a quater pipe coming in after a spin. My ski didnt release so my ankle took all the torque and tore some tendons. I could walk for like a week and needed a cane for a while. really sucked

 
i sound like a pussy now with just broken fingers and dislocated shoulder compared to some of these stories....

'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
 
gates run a few years back, about 2 weeks before JO's. inside ski caught a patch and I flew through the fence and into a sign post beyond it. Unconcious w/ a severe concussion, broke 3 ribs which healed wrong, broke 4 fingers, and re-tore my acl & mcl.

this saturday at whiteface, on our first run, my dumb boarder friend fell hard on ice and broke his collar bone. I ate it hard once on a mini rail they put up at the base.

 
3 weeks ago learning rails,, hit it fast skis came out from under and finisher the rail on my ribs,, hurts like mothing i have felt in 10 years have not been able to do any skiing for 3 weeks,

but nothing broken

 
flyin down a run on my way to the park and some dude from texas comes out in front of me and i stop but it was to late so i hit the dumbass and break a ski and a rib

Your dad is a mother F$cker
 
having my jacket full of snow lol

Freeskiing is a lifestyle, and true skiers are the ones who live this lifestyle, not the ones who follow it.
 
I saw this kid that goes to my school that talks shit about me and skiing and i dont like him run into a tree he was by himself and was bleeding like mad and he ask if I would go get help for him i said sure and i never got help for him then he came to school all pissed off at me cusing and yelling I just said maybe u should not be in the trees when u suck his face was all fucked up

Then there is another kid i saw break his leg by hitting a lift poll he goes to school with me to

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

 
^tahts not cool dude

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
Well that kid is a Jackass so I'll be a jackass right back that is how I play im not going to take his shit now if it were u guys and i seen u down i would get help

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
new years eve two years ago i did a road gap, went 70 feet, landed on my back and smashed my elbow on a rock. my whole arm was dislocated, and my elbow like exploded. doctors had to pack it back together because the whoe joint turned into powder. i got a plate and 9 pins in my arm and two surgeries. luckily i was in vail, they have one of the best orthopedic clinics in the world, so i still have full use of my arm

 
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