Your Worst Ski Habbit

urrrggh. i hate it when snow gets on my skis. i always look at people at the park and they all dont have snow on their skis and im like What the fuck?
 
when i do my spread eagles off of bigger jumps, i open and close too quickly and still have too much time in the air, so I do it again.

Kinda like a monkey fucking a football.
 
I'll do the same thing. I'll do some straight airs on a new jump, not feeling comfortable in the air, and not wanting to spin it yet. Thenonce I do finally spin off it, I end up hating myself because the spin was much more balanced and stable than the straight-air
 
When I'm hitting a jump for the first time, I always feel I'm going waaaayyy too fast, and speed check before the lip, and end up caseing. getting better at just straightlineing.
 
I worry too much about snaking people in the park so I tend to stand there waitiing for a turn to go while everyone else cuts ahead of me. I cry while my friends yell at me from the bottom of the hill to go.
 
my skis always have to be on the right feet...

and when im just standing there i am always clicking/getting the snow off my skis, i hate jumping or doing anything with anything stuck to the tops...

and right before i do something that is bigger or a little harder than usual i notice that i kinda shake and open up my grip on my right pole...

 
haha i did that once with my old head racin skis. one snapped off, and the lift guy just shook hhis head, it was really sad
 
ahhhhh fuck that. my friend does the exact same thing and its sooooo annoying. he waits until every little ski school gaper has gone off the side of the jump before he even thinks about hitting it. i always end up waiting for like a mintue which seems like a long time when your just standing there and ready to hit more thing
 
me too!

especially with no poles, i just go crashing into people, good way to snake line ups though.
 
Same herr, i do the same damn thing, its because ive been cutoff wayy too many times and I think its gonna happen every time, so i wait like a bitch
 
i striahgt line too much like when im hittin a jump for the 1st time i get too much speed and overshoot the landing
 
washing out in he transition of a jump when im scared and going switch(i rarley do that)

also my backflips are always abit corked.
 
adjusting my poles and forgetting what i'm gonna do on a rail/jump and end up either doing nothing or falling quite bad.
 
going too fast into the lift line and not enough space for hockey stop and pizza's arent stopping me fast enough so KABOOM!!. Hit some lady and get yelled at.
 
my poles always get stuck wen i push to get more speed. next thing i know im hitting the c with one pole and i gotta walk back up to get the other when i could be continuing my run : (
 
I just represent way to hardcore. I will be throwing some super smooth 1s and 3s off of cliffs and rocks and I will just have to stop and be like... dont do that so good or you will have to go pro
 
i like to go slide urbans without looking to see if any one is comeind down the same rail im sliding that has got me into some not so cool ohh crap moments

 
you desperately need to make a segment

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do it without music, and just narrate it yourself with a mike as you're doing the tricks
 
My worst habit is that since I can't possibly get hurt on kickers if the landing is semi soft, I throw the most ridiculous things that I can never land.

It's embarrassing when people are waiting at the top for you to go get your goggles, poles and skis...

Oh and often I can't make up my mind if I'm going to do a 5 or a 7 or a 9 so I just kinda decide near the end of my trick, which always fucks me over mightily
 


I go out of state and ski a big pipe for half the year and stuff... and when I come home to my crapy-flat 14-18 foot pipe I tend to go way fast and throw way to big and end up landing on my head alot on my first day back...

Also, I end up somwhere outside of the half pipe alot for some reason... like not even on the deck, I'll like land on the outside of the deck.

 
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