Your Worst Ski Habbit

[SteezePatrol]

I go up to the hits completely unsure of what the hell im doing. Like I'll be on the lip and realize that I'm slightly wound up and...uh oh, what the fuck am i about to do here.

this usually results in the sickest penis flail 1's and 3's you've ever seen

yours?

 

[bret]

sometimes i forget to pull my pants all the way up to my waist when i'm skiing pow, so then i have to kinda do the park rat monkey stance to keep them from falling off.  turns out the monkey stance really sucks in pow.

 

[dorikin]

I absolutely have to wear a certain ski on a certain foot or it throws me all off.

 

[SteezePatrol]

see sig

 

[MarkieR]

i have an awful habit of planting my pole when i spin cork 7's and 9's. i also have a ridiculous superstition about right and left skis. also, when i'm tucking into a jump, i absolutely have to hop once when i stand up before i take off, otherwise i'll surely crash.

 

[abek]

i always stick out my tongue when i am doing rails. one day it's going to be gone

 

[[~_~]]

I'll purposely ski without poles.

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

im OCD about my skis on a particular foot. and i sometimes just stand up and completely relax. which ends up with my bombing straight with no control...

 

[Wojin]

i too have a designated left and right ski

 

[Logchucker]

Certain times I'm skiing my no active pole just kinda looks fuckin stupid

 

[skier_boy26]

i keep messing with my damn pole straps

 

[T-Nels]

i think i stick my tongue out too. yrah loosing it would suck. also when i do backies i throw my head to the side so even though i do it i can't see the landing well and it looks weird

 

[pat-rickdaigle]

to control my speed for a jump i do gay s-turns.

 

[Tapes]

i wave my arms when im jumping, even im balanced. i put my pole straps on even i know because of that my thumbs broke when i fall. when i slide rails and im too afraid to slide it to the end, i dont jump off, but i land on my nuts. i jump hard on all rails and i break my edges. i try to make spins look slow and stylish and i dont land straight and i ruin the landings.

 

[ECM]

i drop my tips down in anyspin bigger than a 5. it sucks and i dont know how to fix it

 

[Schoening]

*gasp*

 

[DiamondC]

idk why the hell i USED to do this but when i got off a lift i didnt really put my tips up, i see how close i can get to them like hitting or w.e, one time my ski snapped back and thankgod my din was kinda low cuz i wouldnt have my leg right now.

 

[*snowman*]

I take of my poles in the elevetor, so when im skiin i forget to take the poles on, i hold both in one hand...Haha, sucks before a jump

 

[skoganskier101]

im always adjusting my poles in my hands

 

[Tha_Grouch]

pre-bang.. its funny to watch though. Definitely after-bang too.. like when it looks like someones hit you over the head with a pipe b/c your body is all slumped.

 

[flyinghighagain]

yup i gota right and left ski as well

 

[AKoblitz]

i love screaming... and getting angry at myself for not landing tricks...

 

[Aenigma]

I like to jump off cliffs without scoping the landing. This usually results in a a good OH CRAP! moment.

 

[Moses]

I have the left/right ski preference, and i always do lame speed checks before jumps and end up killing my speed

 

[Astomp]

i hate if my hands look insanely large in a ski glove resulting in usually pipe gloves all the time and freezing hands.

i sit back on my tails when i dont feel like skiing and just straight line.

 

[yetigonecrazy]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that is fucking great. who hasnt been there before....

but seriously, the kid who says he had to ollie at least once before the jump, i gotta do that to. that and i have to try NOT to be the sickest muthafacko out there but it usually fails

 

[SunapeeSkier09]

i always ajust my googles right before i do a rail. If i put my gogels up when i was on the lift or something and i forget to put them down, i like grab them as i am on the lip of the jump for the rail

 

[skiinscotland]

haha, i have to many 'oh crap' moments, i always have to throw 1 arm out above my head if im trying to cork things.

 

[BkCountrySkrMO2]

i end up with my arms in the air (like over my head) when i'm slindin rails

 

[Peter.]

pussy speed checks resulting in face plants/goggle cracking and the likes

 

[tuckeredoutfilms]

I have to have my skis on the right feet.

 

[stinkypoodangle]

have to have my skis on the right feet and same with my boots

 

[bob_dole]

i actually like to switch it up with the boots you know...

 

[WONTON]

 

[MLB]

when i spin like 5s or 7s and im not putting a grab into it

, i forget to lift up my legs sometimes.

 

[NWFlow]

^That was perfect! Hahaha.

Left/right skis and safetys.

 

[TimmyP]

i always film wearing a "Hamburg Little Cagers" basketball jersey

 

[eljefe]

smoking pot?

 

[SkierX]

It's true....

Haha.

I tend to go too slow into jumps.

 

[tahoearmada20]

I ski fakie most of the time and dont like to look where I'm going, this has led to some serious issues with ski patrol and the sheriffs once...

 

[hk_]

Hahaha.

I like to yell at all the gaybladers,and they tend to get angry

 

[cgroves]

yeeeah I always smoke to much pot in the morn then get sketched out by the big jumps. Then hit the bar at lunch, and after bomb the big jumps due to my false confidence. Thats prolly my worste, that or slinding rails w/ my boots barley buckled.

 

[yelsel]

i have a tendancy to stick my tongue out a lot when going whicked fast, hit kids (who rightfully deserve it) with my poles, lefty/righty skis need to be the same at all times

 

[Liam.]

closing my eyes when im about to hit a rail

 

[WONTON]

yea i dont turn my head alot when im going fakie....havent hit anybody yet tho

 

[skiwoj]

my worst habit is probably sucking

but really, i stick my tongue out alot and i always forget what im going to do as i approach the lip

 

[pat_0101]

umm, left right skis is a big one, but i'm working on getting out of that. I have a bad habit of closing my eys sometimes while spinning, so i don't spot my landing and biff hardcore.

 

[CoachG]

i uasually pussy out on a rail the 1st one or 2 attempts idk y.

 

[madtownfreestyle]

same here...like i think about it before but then when im comping up to the lip i overthink it and totally forget

 

[mommy]

i spin too smoothly and hold my grabs too long. also, my rail slides are too flawless. what can i do?

 

[Luc.]

i dont really think i have a habit. other than having the same ski on the same foot.