Your worst accident

Mezmerize19

Mezmerize19

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Mine was when I got the bright idea to mix a double shot and red bull together and hitting every jump as hard as I could. Not knowing that there was a 40 foot kicker in front of my I launched off of it and fucked up my face.
 
i overshot by 50 feet.. 24 hour coma, intensive care for 4 days , lacerated liver, tore up my face ( i used it as a brake to stop myself) and a punctured lung.
 
o man, my worst accident was wen i was 3 years old, i still remember, my whole crib was like underwater
 
kickflip a 3 stair LOL when i was 12, front truck got stuck on a rock and i went flying headfirst into this sharp pole and split my head open

they had to send maintenence to mop up the blood. 22 stiches on my forhead
 
270 onto rail an didint get it quite around all the way an came off early an came of swtich an my thumb hit the rail an i shatered my hole thumb....i got it on tape an u can hear my thumb juss shattering......
 
i overshot a 45 footer by 20 feet doing a simple mute 3 and came down hard tomahawking and breaking my wrist, thank god that is the worste
 
icy conditions and too much speed

air off a headwall and had my pole out infront of me and basically my abdomen stopped all of my momentum when my ski pole stuck in the snow and the handle went in my belly. the handle pushed all the way back to within 1 inch of my spine.

level 5 spleen fracture

lacerated kidney

collapsed lung

bruised stomach

funny thing was it didnt even leave a bruise
 
knuckled out on a backflip. Broke my collar bone, wrist, cracked two ribs, concussion, and a pretty scraped up face.
 
i invented hair gel.

i accidentally cummed on this girls hair and she was like "hey, i can make goofy hair dues"
 
i borke my femur and tore my miniscus and was in the hospital for a week one of the first time went into the park
 
I collasped a lung and got heemathorax(loose air in heart and neck). Icu for three days and i drove myself and took another lap in the park!
 
wow i think i might be ahead

a month ago we were filming on the 90 footer at alpine jon tj were filming to and i did a truck driver cork 10 landed a tad sloppy so i went again and the snow softened up so i dident have enough speed and nucled it still corked tore a hole in my liver the size of a quarter broke my back in 3 places
 
fucking alpine ski patrole suck they let me stand up and sit on the snow moble to go to first aid ,that could of paralized me fuck alpine!
 
thats a horrible way to judge those guys, i mean if you new any better than they did you could have told them, but you didnt and they didnt so it happend, but in reality nothing happend your walking so no harm no foul. Everytime ive dealt with those guys they have been cool, no issues.
 
first time hitting a 60 footer and I popped and started rotating backwards and landed on my back. I couldnt breathe for like a minute and my skis popped off and went about 30 feet in the air.
 
yea baskly i double ejected broke my wrist and then my ski upon ejection came back to me and hit me in the forhead and gave my a contion
 
haha first i was unconshince then i couldent see and i told them it was my back they said can you wiggke your toes i said ya and they told me to stand up
 
i was doing a front flip and on the landing there was some foot holes in the snow and my arm got caught and i dislocated my sholders and shattered my hand
 
i got a concussion(however u spell it) last week at squaw. i can't remember that day at all, but i guess i was spinning on a kinked box and slipped and drilled my noggin on it. i had a fucking helmet on too. fyi i must really suck haha
 
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