Your strange/gross/annoying habits

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i pick my nails with my fingers..kinda gross sometimes

but i bet there is wierder people on NS than me...
 
I remember this one time my friend was telling me about this kid who came into his locker room and was like oh yeah guys you ever get that feeling where you just stick your finger up your butt. Feels so good. Everyone looked at him like.......uhhh no. Hes like oh......yeah me neither
 
my oddest is that I HAVE to use head and shoulders, even though I don't have dandruff, because I'm deathly afraid that I will otherwise.
 
There are more people in this world that pee in the shower than there are people that can breathe, it's a known fact.
 
i have this funny knobby thing just under my ear that i fiddle with when i'm bored or nervous. i guess it looks weird to other people.
 
Every time i walk into my dark room alone at night, I say "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!" so if someone is in my room, they just got owned, and if not, no one knows that i did that.
 
sometimes i put penis shaped vegetables in my asshole. carrots, zuchini, cucumber etc. sometimes i do household wares like blenders and coffe pots too

but thats my only habit and its not even gross
 
Wrong, I do.

I hauk loogies when I brush my teeth... loudly... every time. My sister and I are masters of it.
 
i bite my fingernails, and i always crack my neck for some reason.

i also have really weird shaped feet for a girl, like i have a size 10 womens shoe, but my feet are really wide so theres just like a lump out there, and my toes are short and fat, they can pick stuff up. its soo weird. i ahte my feet.

i can also make myself have a lazy eye in both eyes(seperate times) for like ten seconds. all my siblings can do it too.

and finally, i can fit my fist in my mouth. like past my knuckles, prolly gonna get some weird responses to this but who cares...
 
I use to be afraid to go to bed before my parents because my room is at the other end of the house so I use to bring my dog with me and send her in my room first then come in a second later yelling, usually holding something I can stab the bad guys face with.
 
that feels kinda good. i mean your gonna wash yourself anyway. plus its really warm. but i pick the calusses (sp.??) on my feet
 
generally when im in the shower, there isnt a lack of warm liquid.

but that's just me.

and i pick scabs too.
 
i rub my eyes when i get nercous- besides that i pee in the shower-but not when im in it only when im waiting for it to get warm
 
I also pick scabs.

Major habit of mine that most people don't realize is that I quote music ALL of the time in everyday speech and online conversations. 99.9% of the time, nobody picks up on it, but the occasional friend with similar music taste will catch a few of them. The quotes are almost always relevant, but I'll throw out the occasional random one that makes people just look at me like I'm a freak (eh, what else is new?). If people really knew how much I actually quoted songs, they'd probably find it annoying.
 
i do the exact same thing as you, only with comedy. lines from seinfeld...sex in the city...stand up comedy shows. constantly quoting. everything in life reminds me of something ive seen by a comedian. sometimes someone will get it and laugh, most the time people shrug it off like im talking to myself or something.
 
my brother, everytime he hears one word in a song, he'll jsut start singing the entire song and then my dad joins in. Its the fucking gayest shit ever.
 
ahaha, who are you kidding? you cant stop! i tried once...i had to replace it with wiping elmers all over myself and peeling it off. which incidentally is less socially acceptable i found out.
 
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