Your Penis will die in 6 hours

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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I dunno where I heard this but if you have a hardon for over 6 hours the blood gets cut off so you can't get hard again.

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its what happenns when u inject ure dick with coke

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
a 6 hour stiffy - dam !thats long and hard

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or they freeze them and use them as molds for dildos

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what if ur dicks curved like a banana

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
haha that is such crap. Check this out. We put a couple of viagra in my friends cake one time and he had a hard on for at least 8 hours, no joke. Said it was easily the worst day of his life. and yeah, he still has it

'Yeah, I'll get that cleaned up lickity-split. Speaking of lickity-split what do you say you and I meet up later, see what's going on? Just kidding. But seriously, I'm new in town, kinda lonely, looking for my parents..'
 
they do say somethine about getting help if you have one for more than 4 hours or something.

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if u take too much viagra your dick hurts and it does do permanent damage. your friend with the 8 hour hard on should have gone to the hospitol. read the viagra ads.

 
i don't have a penis...i will never have to worry...

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I don't have a penis but I wish I did they are so fascinating.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
yea i wanna know too...what do you do...

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

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Well women can masterbate too you know, but it's still not as cool as playing with someone's penis. When I get bored I just draw penis'. I actually have like half of my sketch book full of penis' I am getting pretty good at it.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
hehehe do womens clits nto get hard if their orgasming for six hours? thisangelicrelic... you should work at a dildo design shop

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

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Honestly, working in a dildo design shop would be so sweet.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
and martock could be the mold for the petite/young girl dildo..

2 inchers club!. haha im soo glad im not in that

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when i say the title to this thread i thought it was gonna be a question like 'what would you do if you were gonna loose your penis in 6 hours?'

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If I were going to lose my penis in six hours I would go rail every hot girl I could find, but I don't have a penis... and I don't really want to rail any girls... so I guess if I really had a penis and it was going to die in 6 hours I would just play with it because penis' are sweet.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
i could use the excuse to get pussy...hey baby..i shot coke in my cock and its gonna be hard for over 6 hours...wanna go??....5 minutes later..................................................................................................................................................................................................................GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rail: the action of having crazy rabbitt sex with someone.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
i prefer horse sex

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6 hours is a long time

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6 hours could b embarrassing too. imagine if you had to go somewhere.

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yeah 6 hours would be crazy, you would need lots of red bull and a tough woman cuz 6 hours would just kill her pussy. an hour is tiring and borderline pain for the chick. and i thought it was 8 hours, isnt it?

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this one time I had like 10 viagra and my penis stayed hard for way longer than 6hrs, but now I cant get an irection, only half mast.

 
Isn't there some medication that horses use that can keep you hard for fucking ages if you're a human. I heard of some guy who tried it and had one for a couple of days.

 
i wanna put some viagra in my teachers cofee and then c how he handles having to teach a class with a raging boner

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tenacious d rocks your fucking socks off
 
viagra in coffee...so unoriginal, yet so damn funny

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
would be terrible if it happened to me.

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The company I work for sells penis pumps. When I'm old and gray I'll be set for fun with my wife. The cock rings look very small and very painful I really hope I never have to use anything like that.

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what kind of company do you work for??

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i was gonna ask the same question...

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
 
even beter put a cock pump in somones back pack and pul it out in class and be like scott what the fuck is this ?

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^ sounds like more pointless posting^
 
but what if their name isnt scott?

and my school doesnt allow us to have our books bags in class...only the speds can have em

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'i feel naked without my clothes'

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doesnt that sound funny to you..like its from god, 'YOUR PENIS WILL DIE IN 6 HOURS!!!!!'

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
Danmar Products Inc. we sell helmets and wheelchair parts but we also have a new segment to our company called USA Medical and we sell erectile disfunction devises without medicine. ie. Pumps with rings. I guess it is not very comfortable to have a cock ring on. It's great though we have a bunch of old horny people coming into our office now(we also sell stuff to stimulate women) I don't work with the stuff cause I'm too young and immature(THANK GOD).

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ew....horny old men...*shuddering*

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
 
shuddering*** I think that's what I do all day long with them here, it is quite creepy. I'm just glad I'm not some cute little girl intern working in the office with horny old men hanging around. Needless to say I try to keep my office door closed.

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