Your outside...keys in car

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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I locked my keys my moms van today...and i was at school right a test so my mom called this guy to come get them out for me..and i was teh van drive right by...it went to the wrong parking lot i think...so i went inside i found a coat hanger and broke into the van...i felt cool...

I told my mom my friend witha crimal record helped me..and then i just told her i was kidding...but yeah im a theif now..

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I got locked out...i called my mom..she called AMA(carinsurance company) to come unlock the van for me...i saw the AMA van drive right by the parking lot i was in...and then i went and got a coat hanger and broke in.

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haha nice man, but what were you doin drivin your moms van in the first place?

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It takes a true pimp like sirjibs to pick up hoes in a mini-van.

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I still have yet to figure out how poeple lock their keys in the car. Just get into the habit of taking them out of the ignition, and putting them in your pocket as soon as you get out of the car. Never has failed me, and its an easy habit.

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my friend locked her keys in the car while it was running, and her dog was in the backseat.

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Too many bad stories...

Once when i was still about 15 or so, We were walking throught the school parking lot, and we found a set of keys with the alarm clicker thing,( u can find the car just by clicking the alarm button) so we took that bad ass Saturn for a joyride, and we dumped it a block away form our school, it was a teachers car named Miss Shepard..

It was great. she thought it was stolen, they didn't find the car for like a week.

Getting into cars with coat hangers is fun, and in older cars, so, so easy. it feels rewarding when u get the lock open, then the only problem is cracking the o ring in the steering colume.

just kidding... do it whell the young offenders act can still protect you...

... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

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THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
 
if it makes you feel better, i was driving home from school once, locked my keys in my car w/the engine running at a taco bell...but i was testing to see the response time of the aaa...that's my excuse at lesat.

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no seriously the mini van is the ultamite pimp picker upper

can you imagine how many women can fit in those things , like 15

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haha, I DROVE A FRIEND OF MINE TO BOLTON FOR SOME FOOD. AND WE PARKED AND YADA YADDA GOT FOOD.. oops.. and she got food. and i dont let people smoke in my vechiles.. so we were sitting on the bumper having a smoke when i noticed something on the truck of the car infront of us. and the person. had left a set of keys stuck in the keyhole.... it was a mercedes... i was laughing so hard. i really wanted to get in move the car to another parking lot.. but then i realized what time it was and i had to meet someone at 12 30.. oh well. it was good.

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I've done it once, but I didn't leave it in the ignition. I put the keys in my pocket, and they fell out as I was getting out of the car. It was with the city, so my whole work heard me when I radioed my supervisor, and made fun of me.

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no you guys dont even understand! one time last ski season i went night skiing at stevens and ended up LOSING my keys... my dad had to drive an hour up there to pick me up, all while the pass ended up being closed, so it was really 2 hours til he got up there.... hahah and another time when Charlei took my keys up to schweitzer while i was still packing up at the hotel.. that one sucked too, but thank god for hid a keys!

*brooke*

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