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JAMIE: The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'
 
1. andrew 126 up, 49 down

The Newest breed of Penguin.

This type of penguin is an andrew

2. andrew 32 up, 31 down

Andrew (n):-

1) A type of authentic ghetto moustache

2) An expression of sadness, excitedness, shock, etc. - dependent on tone rather than the word.

3) The act of being rejected by a beautiful bar-woman

1) Dude, that's a nice Andrew you've got going on there, need to thin it out a bit though... can't see your lips!

2) "OH ANNNDDDDRREEEEEWWWWWW!!! This microbiology is so hard!"

3) Shame! You just got Andrewed by that hot woman over there.

 
. Sabina

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Bosnian bush wacker who brings people to their knees. One who hails from the country of Sukkalotadik.

Beautiful, yet strong. Never stand in a Sabina's way, or she will kick your ass, especially if you have gathered multiple STD's by having sex with many girls (i.e. Kaylees, Karis, etc.) Stunningly gorgeous, boys fall to their knees as a Sabina walks by begging for her approval. Few actually gain her approval, and the rest are shunned as though they're black and have AIDS.

Never fuck with a Sabina.

A: oh shit, I can't hide this woody in front of the Sabina
 
They don't have skiierman in there so I used a random name...

Scott- Usually a name given to the male species. Boys graced with this name are usually good looking, funny and extremely intelligent. Nicknames which are common are Scotty, Scottie or Scottee
 
Sabine

A 12 year old who recently discovered the internet and thinks fabricating definitions for their own name will justify their lack of social comprehension.
 
1. sheldon 6 up, 5 down

Sheldon is a commonly used slang word in London, England referring to someone who is exceedingly camp. It can be used to refer to anyone who is gay, and is often used to refer to someone who is still in the closet, but the closet has a glass door behind which they are are doing the YMCA dance in a pink spandex 1-piece. The word is thought to have originated in the posh Chelsea neighborhood of west London and to have entered the gay scene sometime later. Its popularity grew as a means of talking surreptitiously abouts someones sexual preferences without others knowing what was being discussed. This became less effective as the word became more entrenched in London's vocabulary.

Is that guy Sheldon? He must be, he's so bent he's circular!

Bromtons is a total Sheldon bar.

That guy is SO Sheldon! (derived from the popular TV show SO Graham Norton, hosted by the overtly gay presenter Graham Norton)

Oh my god that is SO Sheldon! (referring to anything that is particularly camp,kitsch or colourful, as well as simply gay).

tags gay camp kitsch homosexual colourful colorful

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2. sheldon 8 up, 8 down

prostitute worth under 50 cents.

works on the corner from 12am to whenever her pimp says so.

that chick is a sheldon selling herself.

fuck.
 
Chris

The kid brother in family guy. Chris could also be the name of many people you can remember from highschool. Usually you will remember this kid for having an unasually small penis

... ..

 
The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me

"I wish i was Jonathan"

"Jonathan is soooo cool"

" did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble"

"Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"

 
DAN 642 up, 268 down

Dan is code word for dumb ass nigger. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.

dan 260 up, 90 down

noun A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.

 
hahahaha fuck

do your last names too

. brunt 6 up, 2 down

too cool for words... extremely cool

WAY TOO COOL

COOLER THAN INFINITY

yess

Edward Van Brunt is the bruntest kid ever

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2. brunt 5 up, 3 down

Brunt is a power word, much like 'mokujinken' 'flick tab' and 'Pand'

Brunt originates from the name of the immortal, Mr. Brunt who sold his soul to the devil for eternal life and great power. Mr. Brunt became a science teacher and lives in a house that smells of coffee and lives with his best mate 'Barry' who he kills frequently.

Barry: I have a joke

Brunt: (sigh) Yer 'ded' Barry

Barry: *head explodes*

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3. brunt 3 up, 5 down

An uncommon word which can be altered to fit any context or meaning.

Originally the main force of something.

Wow, a big bowl of brunt!

You bruntish, bruntface.

To bear the brunt.

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gord:

The absolute most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has a bigger cock than Don. Everyone has a bigger one than Patty, it seems. Gary is a macho spear man. But don't forget. Gord is the man.

 


travis



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hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.

Travis es en fuego!!

 
1. ross

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ross

adj. ross·er, ross·ome

n. ross·ity, ross·ness

1. Of or pertaining to something, that, by the carefully judged standards of a select few individuals, is very cool and awesome

2. But not just normally awesome, it is a special kind of awesome that I wouldn't really expect you to understand unless you have truly felt the power of something ross in your life.

3. When you feel that something might be ross, you should consult me and I will tell you if it is or isn't.

4. Of course it's slightly subjective, but not really.

5. Some common misconceptions link this word to the stupid Friends character Ross. This is patently untrue. It has nothing to do with him, especially because he is not ross. The word is derived from the maniacal babblings of the Ealy family.

"Man, that DMB concert at Randall's Island was ross."

"I met this guy and he is rossome."

"Sometimes I am so cool it's hard to comprehend my own rossity."

tags ross rossity rossome awesome sweet

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2. ross

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Ross:

An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.

A Ross looks human from the outside, but are obviously alien when you observe them competiting against humans in the wild where Ross's clearly outperform humans in all areas.

If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.

eg:

"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"

...."No son, he must be a Ross"

tags ross legend better than a beki beast sillybilly timewaster

by Rossisagoodnamedontslagitoff rossland May 4, 2007 email it

 


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peter



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the penis (see also cock,pecker)

He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.

tags cock dick schlong pecker peter-out peter eater peter puffer peter beater

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2.

peter



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a tool/fag

obsessed with a girl that hates him

a kid peter that is obsessed and gay to the sight

tags peter fag pussy tool anus

by nofx45 Clinton May 4, 2007 email it

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peter



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Prison cell, or a safe

He was banged-up in his peter 23 hours a day.

He's a peter man. He'll be into anything in seconds.

 


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robin



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a very outgoing person capable of about everything

dude that sexy guy must be a robin!

tags robin sexy porn star sex

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robin



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Batman's

protege' and ballerina side-kick. Usually identifiable by his red,

yellow and green plummage and gayish acrobatics. Wears a mask like his

patron and is known to aid the fearless caped superhero in saving the

World from Evil Forces.

Batman: Ouch! Ahoy Robin! Have you a spare pair of lycra pantyhose?

Robin: Why Batman?

Batman: These damn rose bushes poked a hole in mine.

Robin: Oh you poor Robin's darling?

tags batman superheroes marvel comics fetish

by NeverMindWho Sing Sing City Mar 1, 2006 email it

 


1.

kody



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The

most sexy guy ever! He lives in Lampman and his brothers are also

pretty fine, but nothing compared to him! He is so perfect and ANY girl

would be lucky to have him! and he knows how to treat a lady.

Damn Kody is F-I-N-E!

 
1. hannah

a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance

Audrey Hepburn was a real hannah.

2. hannah

large amounts of cleavage protruding from one's shirt.(3 inches-+)

Oh sheet, look at that girls hannahs!

3. hannah

1. a slang term for a girl that regularly cheats in a relationship and has very low morals.

 
1. dylan 417 up, 209 down

Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.

Haha he dylaned himself when his mom wakled in.

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2. dylan 192 up, 135 down

1.A verb in which means in the state of being totally tubular and rad.

"he dylaned at that party."

"you are officially dylaned"

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3. dylan 36 up, 37 down

Noun: a ridiculously long shower, usually exceeding thirty minutes.

Verb: to shower endlessly.

Adjective: long in duration, but only relating to showers.

Noun Examples: "I feel so sweaty and gross, when I get home I'm gonna take a dylan straight away!" or "After three weeks of not showering at boyscout camp, when I got home I took a dylan."

Verb Examples: "When I get in the shower I'm going to dylan, so I won't be out until this evening.

Adjective Examples: "Yeah, that was a pretty dylan shower you just took." Or "Yeah, that ten hour shower was awfully dylan."

 


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kyle



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Kyle Brovlofski, one of the four potty-mouthed kids (along with Stan, Kenny and Eric

Cartman who are the main characters in the Comedy Central cartoon

"South Park". Kyle is the good-hearted kid who always tries to do the

right thing (just as Stan is the rational/practical one and Cartman is

the racist a-hole), but usually wraps himself around the emotional axle

trying to do it. Kyle is constantly tormented by Cartman for being

Jewish. The second half of the "They killed Kenny" / "You bastards!"

joke.

Stan: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"

Kyle: "You bastards!"

 
I'm thinking there is no way my name will be in there. I was wrong.

1. Wesley 84 up, 30 down

Wesley stands for Walking Egotistical Seducer Leaving Everyone Yearning.

Stay away from that hot guy because he's just another Wesley and he'll just hurt you!

2. wesley 58 up, 48 down

anyone who is feared as a killer before the age of 21

dude, that kids a fuckin wesley!

 
hahahahaha

1. Veronica

Full name: Veronica Lodge. In the popular Archie comics, Betty's arch nemesis for Archie's affections.

Also refers to a any prude who's idea of passion is a friendly hug.

Archie always liked Betty better because Veronica was always such a Veronica.

2. veronica



the second most popular stripper name in the world.

lets go to the strip club to see some veronicas.

 
steezy

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Aaron



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In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.

That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.

 
1. Tanaka 9 up, 15 down

a way of saying penis ( in a gangsta way )

the guy has a huge tanaka

 


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simon



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Simon is a Latino-American word used for Yeah, Or Hell yeah.

Guy1- Ey guey you think that hyna over there is fine?

Guy2- ay Simon homez she is fine.

2.

Simon



99 up, 53 down



A Hebrew word meaning 'To be heard' or 'He who hears'

"Me dogg bigg Simon iz da Boss"

3.

simon



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Simon (Si-mon): Adjective; to be a lad, legend, general all round party animal.

"Dude you're the life of the party, you're such a Simon" "Mate did you see that guy, he is a REAL Simon" :D

 


Marc can be used to describe a person extremely talented at maths. A maths geek!

A person who takes great interest in magic, and is amazing at it is a marc.

A person who plays guitar very well is a marc.

Marc is someone with sexy hair.

Should not be mistaken for Mark, with a k.

Thats really weird because I just finished getting an A in Calc, as a junior. And I do have sexy hair. I can only play a few songs on the guitar though.

 
payne 5 up, 10 down

A very controlling actually insecure man who seeks to gradually gain control over his wife by slowly but surely turning her against her family and friends with his narcissistic judgement and criticisms of everyone but himself. In his perfect world he will have her all to himself. No distractions

 
2. Matt

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Masturbating After Touching Titties.

Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.

Fundala: Which strip club?

Fundita: I never asked his preference.

2. Matt

2 up, 3 down



A person of the couch, or simply couch person

I regret spending most of my days on the couch doing nothing, like a matt.

Haha those two are terrible.
 
1. chris 461 up, 198 down

1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.

2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)

3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.

4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!

the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.

1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.

2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.

3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?

4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!

 


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dane



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Alternative word for penis.

Ronald threw the paper towels at my dane! Hes lucky it wasnt hard, the towels I mean!

tags dick cock penis limbless dane

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dane



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1. a person of denmark

2. a wicked cool kid from canada

3. someone who thinks kalie rocks

4. a shitty name for a child

dane is not a dane, but his parents named him that way anywho

 
crookedboner-

when the shaft of an erection ( boner ) is crooked,

when the penis shaft looks like it has been broken

that guy has a crooked penis

i though all penises pointed strait untill i saw that guys 40 degree agled shaft

 
first: Erika

Female name, German and Scandinavian origin, an alternative spelling of Erica.

Meaning: Ever queen/ever powerful

My name is spelt Erika NOT Erica

 
Colleen

(1) Uncannily fashionable girl who breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast

(2) An Irish girl

"My brother just broke up with a Colleen. Yeah, her clothes match and she's hot, but my brother's missing a heart now!"

the second is true but I dont know how true the first is. hahaha
 
1. schwilly 16 up, 1 down

drunk. stoned. under the influence. fucked up.

this is calans word, and if you steal it you die.

"im gettin' schwilly"

"lets get schwilly!"

"im schwillied"

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2. hate 4 up, 11 down

A feeling of love, but without the nice parts. attraction avec repulsion.

if they really hate you, you feel special. Otherwise, its just strong dislike

Calan:He hates you.

Allen:He was looking through my window, when i was naked, and panting.

by Sorrowfull Samwise Feb 3, 2004 email it

and yeah, that top one was entered by me 4 years ago.

 


1.

Catriona



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A lovely young girl.

A wonderfully intelligent being.

abv. Cat

hey Cat! you're really cool!!

 
1. Phil 73 up, 30 down

To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk

2. phil 59 up, 33 down

to refuse to be dumped

i tried to dump anthony, but he did a phil and said no

3. Phil 7 up, 19 down

To get rid of a rather difficult girlfriend/boyfriend/job

"Dude, I just philed myself from Jeanny..."

 


josh



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A reference to a sexual term of any type.

You got joshed.

Get your josh out.

Get your josh on.

Can I see your josh?

 
1. jagiello

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A complex term referring to a specific smash in tennis where one leaps high inot the air in a kangaroo or gazell like motion and then smites the ball with their wrath.

"i was up five-love and a pulled a jagiello on my opponent, he was very disdained"
 
Brian 199 up, 90 down

someone who is usually always irish with intreguing blue eyes. As with most irish people, he is almost always easier to figure out while heavily induced with alcohol. You're never sure if you want to date this person, or aviod them at all costs. Brian generally has no enemies, but at times is intensely disliked by his friends. He is great at making you feel big emotions, while using small words, and half ass'd glances.

 
austin 146 up, 116 down

a rapid and frequent masterbator who loves to drop it like its hot. also one who has siblings that are more liked than himself. he may usually like anything with a vagina and or anything near a vagina; very homophobic.

wow...he is being so perverted and austin right now.

tell him to cut back on the austin-ness it's making everyone uncomfortable.

 
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Harrison -

noun

Slang for marijuana, weed, skunk. Derrivies it's name from the old english 'There's no comparison to Johnny's Harrison' Can be used in conjunction with George (Harrison) indicating a spliff or Joint

Man, pass me that 'arrison, i need to make a george. I'm so arristoned

i had no idea my name was so sick
 
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