Your name in Urban Dictionary

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I searched this on the search bar and couldn't find anything. So Go in urban dictionary And find your favorite definition of your own name and post it here,

Example: My name 'Morgan'

A sexy male Pirate always in search of BOOTY

"Captain Morgan stole my BOOTY!"

 
good looking, nice hair, hopeless romantic,

fresh to death, smart, funny, well dressed. usually a skater or surfer.

likes emo music but is the total opposite or emo. faithful to his

girlfriend and very very very rare

"Oh my gosh that guy is so davis!!!"

Well that's fucking lame.

 
"A guy who is sweet and sensitive. He listens when you need a shoulder to cry on and who actually cares what you have to say. He always wonders what is wrong and worries about you. No words can really describe him. He is amazing and beautiful on the inside. He makes you feel as if you are actually wanted. Wyatt is just amazing. And I love him, for him, his sweetness, and for how artistic he tries to be ha ha ha."
 
Nelson:1. An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!

(Sweeeet)

2. The act of being hit by a motor vehicle, or other moving objects.

 


"Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians.

(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties) "

hmm.. hahah I'm cool with that :P
 
Sorry for dub post but I remember one of my friends being

"Loner who has no friends who sits alone in his room all day while whacking it by using his tears as lube"

hahah good times.
 
Searched through a bunch saying how "Evan" is a sex God and the best looking man keeping everything and everyone humble and safe. A man to look up to and all that shit, but I'm non of those, so I found this one:

Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.

I'm not sexy, but I have a sexy name ;)

 
Joe:

The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.

"You think your in love?"

"Ya I caught Joe"

Well shit that doesnt sound like me at all...

Also:

Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.

What's up Joe.

Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night...

 
A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.

Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.
 
He is the swettest most amazing guy, he has the funniest sense of humour that only i seem to understand, and he seems to create awkward turtle moments more often than not.

He is passionate yet caring, and he is understanding like no other.

Any girl would be lucky to have this awesome, caring, good looking, funny, smart and understanding pilot ;)

Grant is amazing! too bad he's mine. Hippopotamus.

Alright, creepin me out here, because I'm a pilot yo. But, I don't think I create, 'awkward turtle moments'. I would however like to experience one now. Like, how does that moment even play out...? I also was given a shitty name. Shouts out to Mom and Dad on that one!
 
1)

The sexiest someone can get, this person is really, genuinly nice and great in bed. Woman in parts of Southern America use Colin as a way of saying that they're boyfriend is very good in bed, sexually.

2)Someone who urinates during sex.

 
1.) Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and

recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person,

extremely intelligent and attractive

2.)

A guy that is between 5'8 and 5'11 feet tall.

usually born in the month of october.. has many siblings. has brown

shaggy hair. a dashing smile. plays guitar. thinks he's in a band. of

cuban decent. and smells like poo

--> because it is more or less my complete opposite.

 
my last name is so good...check this out

Slagle: To slide a somewhat sticky object across a flat surface.

"Tom slagled his weiner across the countertop"

amazing.
 
Peter:

1.

Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.

2.

machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazy

3.

the penis (see also cock,pecker)

yes.
 
Phil is an all round amazing guy! Extremely good looking, and most girls find it almost impossible to resist his charms! Extremely funny and can have the whole room laughing in minutes! Doesn't take any shit from anybody and will tell you exactly what he thinks and what is on his mind. He is extremely talented with regards his hobbies. Master of all. Can turn his hand to anything. A very fun guy who gets on with anybody of any age.

Dayum..
 
The most gorgeous woman to ever walk the planet. Everybody loves her. One of the most outgoing/laid back people ever. Doesn't care what anybody thinks. Not afraid to knock a bitch out. Very very very beautiful. Beyond sexy. Being with her is a once in a lifetime opportunity and once you get her you should never let her go or you will regret it big time. Sexilicious goddess from the heavens above. The most stunning person on the face of the earth. Once you lose her, you lose everything.

"Daphne is so amazing, I'd slaughter over 9000 cows to get a sniff of her hair"

sweet

 
Wilhelmina is a name perfect for an intelligent, beautiful, and sweet female with a gental and funloving demeanor. Sophisticated and determined.

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Charlie

The most amazing guy in the world. He knows how to make a girl feel good about herself, and would do anything he could to make her happy. He would never try to hurt a girl, or anyone for that matter. He is sweet, sensitive, caring, outgoing, courageous, funny, sexy, gorgeous, everything that a girl would want him to be. He is an exetremely sexy man, with a hot ass body. He knows the right things to say to a girl whenever she is feeling sad, and he will stick with her no matter what. He fights for the people he cares about, and he doesn't back down. He is the sweetest guy you will EVER meet in your life.

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Will:

A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.

A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".
 
that's all it takes for me to pretty much love you forever. I searched my middle name instead:

Terese

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Spirited,funny,energetic,generous. The type of woman that you would want as a friend. Huge heart. Captivating smile. Sarcastic and laughable. Goofy! Fun to be around but don't piss her off. Her anger is as powerful as her love. All about family and friends. The epitome of MOTHER.

That chick was boucing off the walls. What energy. Must be a Terese.

 
This actually sum's me up pretty well - Robert

A some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. He spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. He doesnt think he's smart. Picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. Often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. Usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. Always contemplating something. Sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. He doesn't think hes attractive.

But in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you'll ever meet. Hes Really sweet and loving. Doesn't hurt anybody intentionally. Does his best to please his family. Robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. He will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. He is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. He likes music and and occasionally, math. And hes great at keeping secrets. If you ever meet a Robert dont ever let him go. It'll be the best choice you ever made in your life.
 
for all the definitions Collin is basically an athletic sex god that all men want to be and all girls want him.......bullshit im athletic but no girls want me :/
 
a man known to get alot of poon and is also known to attract women of the sexiest nature. A man described as lukas chases away grotesque women with chimp-like features, he will then proceed to spread apart his buttcheeks to mark his territory, then he will clamp his buttcheeks to the womans face, until she begs for release or loses the will to live any longer. IN SHORT: JUST A PLAINLY SEXY AND EXCITING MAN

wow, you were such a lukas last night, you clamped ure asscheeks to at least three chicks, you are also wanted for three murders, what a coincidence...

Yeeeeeeeee
 
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